I HEAR YOUR CALL
God, we just went to every mucky pub. Then ended up at the (I swear its called this) the Baha or Baja..or something similar - Beach Club for comedy shape throwing action. as noted by pups, you will come out feeling superior. not the nun.
Quay side is the place. also some really dark place opposite a statue that do a treble brandy for 3 (thats three) quid!
they try (and succeed frankly) and entice you with 'shots' with your drink etc.
then you will see the 'adult' fun advertised on the telephone boxes. I would not know what one was called as I cant remember, but someone stole my switch card & spent 70 quid in about 45 minutes there!
newcastle. like the west end of san an, but with its top off in the winter.