Discussion in 'Clubbing open chat' started by Ikoda, Oct 26, 2016.
Maybe sitting on a rubber ring for the weekend. Having the snip at lunchtime.
Away to Wales this weekend for a wee break for a week.
Job prep too as heading back to work shortly after a summer sabbatical. Got lucky with the weather. Best we’ve had in years here (in Scotland) although it’s near enough back to ‘situation normal’ now weather-wise.
You need to get your leg over mate..
Children and still have intercourse?
Not actually married, tbf
mate of mine had that done at a clinic on balls road in birkenhead. even he laughed at that.
Sorry, my presumptuous error, I will edit.
With a Stanley knife..
Mate of mine had it done and says it’s like shooting water after
Here's a tip for your friend, keep a syringe full of potatoe and leek soup in your bedside locker and in those final seconds of passion grab the syringe and squirt on face,back boobs ect... work better if partner is blindfolded..ive been told..
Two's company, three's a second mortgage ... ice packs at the ready
Most of these ops I believe are fairly routine although an ex work colleague had it done and he ended up swollen up like a basketball down below for a month. I’m told it’s a fairly rare occurence though thankfully...
No need! Married in all but name!
That was one the most bizarre experiences in my life!
Yup, at home, only missing the cone of shame to feel fully like a dog post vets!
no cone? so i take it you can still lick them then?
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