Weekend Plans

Discussion in 'Clubbing open chat' started by Ikoda, Oct 26, 2016.

  1. Buckley

    Buckley Well-Known Member

    Maybe sitting on a rubber ring for the weekend. Having the snip at lunchtime.:eek:
     
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  2. Big Wox

    Big Wox Active Member

    Oooyah :confused:
     
  3. Big Wox

    Big Wox Active Member

    Away to Wales this weekend for a wee break for a week.

    Job prep too as heading back to work shortly after a summer sabbatical. Got lucky with the weather. Best we’ve had in years here (in Scotland) although it’s near enough back to ‘situation normal’ now weather-wise.
     
  4. craig72

    craig72 Well-Known Member

    You need to get your leg over mate..;)
     
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  5. diver

    diver Well-Known Member

    What?
    Children and still have intercourse?
     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2018 at 10:39 AM
  6. Buckley

    Buckley Well-Known Member

    :lol:Not actually married, tbf
     
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  7. johndiamond

    johndiamond Active Member

    mate of mine had that done at a clinic on balls road in birkenhead. even he laughed at that.
     
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  8. diver

    diver Well-Known Member

    Sorry, my presumptuous error, I will edit.
     
  9. craig72

    craig72 Well-Known Member

    With a Stanley knife..
     
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  10. MauroPicotto

    MauroPicotto Active Member

    Mate of mine had it done and says it’s like shooting water after :lol::lol::lol:
     
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  11. craig72

    craig72 Well-Known Member

    Here's a tip for your friend, keep a syringe full of potatoe and leek soup in your bedside locker and in those final seconds of passion grab the syringe and squirt on face,back boobs ect... work better if partner is blindfolded..ive been told..:oops:
     
  12. kimajy

    kimajy Well-Known Member

    Two's company, three's a second mortgage ... ice packs at the ready :oops:
     
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  13. Big Wox

    Big Wox Active Member

    Most of these ops I believe are fairly routine although an ex work colleague had it done and he ended up swollen up like a basketball down below for a month. I’m told it’s a fairly rare occurence though thankfully...:rolleyes:
     
  14. Buckley

    Buckley Well-Known Member

    No need! Married in all but name!
     
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  15. Buckley

    Buckley Well-Known Member

    That was one the most bizarre experiences in my life!:lol:
     
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  16. craig72

    craig72 Well-Known Member

    Done?
     
  17. Buckley

    Buckley Well-Known Member

    Yup, at home, only missing the cone of shame to feel fully like a dog post vets!
     
  18. kimajy

    kimajy Well-Known Member

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  19. jimmiz

    jimmiz Well-Known Member

  20. johndiamond

    johndiamond Active Member

    no cone? so i take it you can still lick them then?
     

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