Johnny Vodka
Well-Known Member
I once took a date up the Oxo tower...
I once took a date up the Oxo tower...
Some girl turned up for an afternoon date with me stinking of fried breakfast. She'd stayed at her pals and hadn't been home to wash/change properly...
Did you do the deed?
No, she weren't that cute either!
Believe it or not, Buckers, some girls stay over at the homes of their female friends.
Bacon is nice to eat, but you don't want a girl smelling of it...
Bear in mind this was a student...
And if she was in a rush to leave the scene, how would she have managed a fry up... eh?
Which bit of her did you pull?
I'm seeing a guy at the moment and the morning after the night before () he added me on facebook whilst laying in bed and realised i'd pulled his missus the year before, that was awkward.
Was that a 'see yourself out' moment, or did the awkwardness fade?
Well im still seeing him now despite being in a different country and he's spending lots of money coming visiting me and ringing me everyday so I think its safe to say he must have gotten over it!
Did you tell him? If so, unless he's on bad terms with her, did the number '3' appear in each of his eyes when you told him?