fri - meeting chick; check out Jack's new balearic night in Southwark; get plastered - pass out on bus, miss stop; stumble in home at 1am; surf; call The Man to come round but phone off, sat - fry up, watch Morse repeats on TV, go down the army surplus store, pick up new coat; buy flatmate birthday present; take it back; head to shoreditch - pop in at weatherall album launch; move on to second bar; get munted to loadsa acid house; annoy south american girl at bar with my broken spanish; end up at ?; sun - haggle with taxi, taxi pretends to have no change, too munted to argue, go to battersea park, go to car boot sale in battersea, buy rubbish album for 50p which I convince myself is ultra-balearic gold dust; start flagging; have whitey on bus; call the samaritans; start thinking about food for first time in 36 hours; pick fight about nothing with someone on internet forum; watch a tonne of omnibuses; celebrate barca league victory; make clear commitment in head never to repeat just gone weekend