coley
Active Member
A blind man goes for a job in a wood yard and insists he can identify any piece of wood simply by smell.
The foreman tests him time and time again and he is unbeatable, getting every one right.
In the end he decides to try and catch him out, so he gets the secretary to strip naked and lie on the bench in front of him.
The blind chap takes a long sniff, then asks for the wood to be flipped over and sniffs again....
..."You can't fool me" laughs the blind guy, "That's an old sh1thouse door off a fishing boat!"
Take a bow
