Johnny Vodka
Well-Known Member
I wouldn't exercise any less caution in Ibiza than I would back home. Always pinned to the inside of underwear with a safety pin. (Just avoid giving yourself a Prince Albert in the process.) If you can get it all behind a bit of thicker material, even better. Find a willing partner to cup your nuts and see if they can feel anything suspicious. 
It's always a good idea to try and keep it there once you are inside too, just in case someone attempts a random search once you're in. Was almost caught out in the UK once, but thankfully managed to slip the bouncers and make a sharp exit.

It's always a good idea to try and keep it there once you are inside too, just in case someone attempts a random search once you're in. Was almost caught out in the UK once, but thankfully managed to slip the bouncers and make a sharp exit.