You're intuition knows no bounds does it?!...especially since we've never met!
But then again, the above is further confirmation that you are indeed a pointless tw@t.
Albeit an entertaining one.
hence why I said "I get the impression" and not "I am convinced"
Im glad In entertain you though, although I think pointless t**t is a tad harsh, as you rightly pointed out we have NEVER met!!
I can only assume someone beat you to the last tampax this morning!!!