This is not a joke - Londoner's keep your eyes peeled

[Buckley]

You've had some luck with those vans.

Anyone ever catch the perps from those previous incidents?

Not that I know of. The perps!

This guy had a real close shave!

 

[weloveliam@space]

Anyone ever catch the perps from those previous incidents?

 

[Buckley]

The perps!

Don't why I find this soooo funny!

 

[Dan x]

Horatio is God. 8)

 

[Buckley]

The perps!

 

[Morbyd]

 

[Buckley]

I dunno why it makes me laugh so much John. I hear it in my head in a comedy New York cop accent and it genuinely tickles me!

 

[Morbyd]

I think the word can legally only be said in a New York accent. Or even more specifically, perhaps a Brooklyn accent

 

[Buckley]

REPRISE!

Just had a van nicked from Uxbridge High Street, located it on the tracker in a quiet cul-de-sac, grabbed the spare keys and jumped in the motor (with a chap works for me) and went an took it back!

Morbyd - no sign of the perps!

 

[Ikoda]

I bet those guys who nicked are wondering where it disappeared too.

 

[Buckley]

I bet those guys who nicked are wondering where it disappeared too.

I reckon they probably park them ASAP and go back when the heat's died down. Cheeky buggers - had the drivers SatNav away but nothing else

 

[Jam Man]

Cheeky fcukers should be made to kneel on lego....