Things about Ibiza WE DONT LIKE

I can't stand the PR's reluctance to accept NO when walking through the west end or PDB, really winds me up. Also the looky looky's trying to sell you crap, my new tactic this year was asking how much they will give me for my sunglasses and they would leave me alone instantly ...
:rolleyes: :lol:
 
... The sunset strip, I hate how it has gone from what it was to what it is, Mambo being the worst of the place. I sat at a table in Mint to while waiting for mates and figured I would have a beer while I waited and they wanted 10 euros! Luckily my mates turned up early so I got up to say hello and the girl went mental at me... "thanks for using our chairs and not paying us anything for it" .....I sat down for about 60 seconds stupid bitch!
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:D :twisted:
 
Just got here today so had a walk about for a little while. Between Dunes and Murphy's I was offered so many drugs, sunglasses even thought I was wearing some, and a couple of offers to come back to my hotel from some African looking ladies. At least the dealers left me alone after a polite no and shake if the head. At 3pm in the afternoon! What's it going to be like after dark??
 
How you go into a bar in the west end and ask for 2 drinks yet they give you 4, 2 shots, and a fishbowl even though you said no. Never again i will visit that shitheap.

Club prices for drinks. (Standard really and not everyone does drugs)

The mainstream crowd mainly british. That san antonio attracts, "Ocean beach, tiny tempah and guetta, mambo the best ever." Yet talk about music on or solomun and they ask whats that? F*** off

Manbags

Posers on the dancefloor, mainly the women who think they are the bollocks when they are not. When really under all the slap and fake lashes they look like a boiled egg with a wig. Granted there are a few sexy ass ladys but these tend to annoy me especially when i want to dance.

The scrounging parasite african women who have no purpose on this earth whatsoever

And thats just off the top of my head
 
Really?

That just about sums up why I would never fly Ryanair again unless I was extremely desperate. Awful airline..

Yeah - especially when they can't manage to put your sodding suitcase they charged you 40 Euros to check in on the plane from one point to another, have no baggage desk in the terminal to report it lost/delayed and no-one to answer a phone in 5 days so you wind up having to go back to the airport twice to report it and get it back. Un... f*cking..believable. But when they're the only people flying on the day you need you've got very little choice :evil:
 
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