Things about Ibiza WE DONT LIKE

There's hardly any pr now compared to previous years.if you don't want to see them they can easily be avoided. Always got the most hassle from them in Ibiza town at the port but I don't know what it's like now. Ibiza is not bad at all for Pr pressure compared to other destinations.
 
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wednesday23 said:
Not all PRs are bad, I often get told I'm the nicest in the West End, but at the end of the day I'd probably make more money if I was pushy!

My main issues:

Prostitutes accosting drunken young lads
The West End and the people it attracts
People who come but only want to listen to Rnb or Hip Hop - Just don't get it!
The fact my favourite deli has put their prices up and my second favourite has shut down
The ryanair staff in the airport insisting on making me squeeze my hand luggage into that stupid metal frame to check the size of it

On a more positive note :) my new favourite thing, driving a massive boat past mambos for the sunset :)
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Our minds are a match made in heaven. Agree agree agree.

The only thing I would like to add to the list is that I am particularly frustrated by the smell of pollution along the streets of san antonio. Its coming from the sewerage system which leaves me wondering how the local government deals with a greener future. :roll:
 
i also hate the fact that i haven't managed to build some kind of teleportation device which takes me from my house to the north of the island in seconds...
 
Ikoda said:
It's more the women I have an issue with, invading my personal space to try and put something on my arm without invitation. Always have a huge go at them every year. :lol:
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Keep your money in your front pocket when they get near you, they go straight for the back pocket.

Must admit the rage starts to build up when I hear that annoying *kiss kiss* sound :twisted: I've told a few of them to GTF if they get too forceful, although one time one of them shoved me :D
 
DJpromoter said:
Keep your money in your front pocket when they get near you, they go straight for the back pocket.

Must admit the rage starts to build up when I hear that annoying *kiss kiss* sound :twisted: I've told a few of them to GTF if they get too forceful, although one time one of them shoved me :D
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I told one to eff off a few years ago and she started screaming at me :lol:
On a funnier note I saw one try to get a local last year, he was at least mid 50's in age just walking down when she grabbed his arm and he near on attacked her and went mad in Spanish at her and then shouted EFF OFF in English while waving his hands around the air :lol: If he lives there he must get fed up.
It is typical though that they want to ban holiday makers from being topless in the streets and drinking on the rocks to watch a sun set but they still allow these scum on to the island to sell drugs, sex and steal from tourists :evil: I am really beginning to detest the "del boy" crew and their whore women. They take as much cash as possible and **** off back home and live like royals for the winter while leaving the local economy to struggle. There should be a "no looky and whore from Africa" sign alongside the no drinking drinking sign at mambo rocks :)
Rant over.
 
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OllieNotts said:
The fact I can't just upsticks and go to live there :( :lol:
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ric said:
i also hate the fact that i haven't managed to build some kind of teleportation device which takes me from my house to the north of the island in seconds...
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In 11 years of visits, I have still never encountered these African woman you all speak of. I guess I don't spend enough time in the West End.

As for the PRs, I've never had a problem with them and I go to Ibiza Town harbor on occasion. I usually say no thanks or even nothing at all and keep on walking no probs.
 
Morbyd said:
In 11 years of visits, I have still never encountered these African woman you all speak of. I guess I don't spend enough time in the West End.

As for the PRs, I've never had a problem with them and I go to Ibiza Town harbor on occasion. I usually say no thanks or even nothing at all and keep on walking no probs.
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It's down the quieter side streets when you are walking home, or they hang around near hotel/apartment entrances looking for guys going home alone. Plenty of them in Den Bossa, it's not just San An.
 
DJpromoter said:
It's down the quieter side streets when you are walking home, or they hang around near hotel/apartment entrances looking for guys going home alone. Plenty of them in Den Bossa, it's not just San An.
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I've heard of them in PdB too but just never run across them that I remember. The only African women I've seen are the ones that do hair braiding.
 
Morbyd said:
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and this one:

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In 11 years of visits, I have still never encountered these African woman you all speak of. I guess I don't spend enough time in the West End.

As for the PRs, I've never had a problem with them and I go to Ibiza Town harbor on occasion. I usually say no thanks or even nothing at all and keep on walking no probs.
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Easy to encounter them.

Sit by yourself watching people go by on the walkway along the beach (opposite es paradis).

you don't need to look for them. they will come to you.

disgusting ugly dirty things they are...
 
I disagree about looky looky men, they (the watch / sunglasses) selling ones if you are polite and say no thank you, generally do so. Its the dodgy ones that appear from the shaddows selling those charliepill things that are perhaps more pushy.
 
I don't mind the lucky lucky men - they're always game for a bit of banter. One came up to me last week with a pair of those massive sunglasses - so i put them on, had a photo, and then gave them him back saying "I think they're a bit on the small side for me mate."

My mate (who was not in the best of states) also bought three (blank) CD's off him - one was a Circo Loco CD so imagine his surprise when he looked at the tracklist to find a Gareth Emery tune fourth on the list :lol:

The African prossies are annoying although one of my other mates seemed to enjoy taking the one down to the beach for some sucky sucky at 7am. We warned him afterwards how risky it was but he didn't seem too bothered.
 
A few years back was sat on the beach, I believe Cala Carbo.

Sasha and his entourage were there having a meal/drink and one of those 'lookie men' arrived with a bunch of CD's.

You could see Sasha waving one of the CD's around sarcastically grinning saying 'that's me'

The 'lookie guy' did not have a clue!
 
Tres Esquinas said:
ANother one, - The scary african looking hookers in San An. - I was worse for wear, and looking for my mates, and was grabbed by one saying "sucky sucky" I would have obliged, but she looked like Sideshow bob from Africa
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That'll be the the dodgy old weave / wig she's got on her barnet! :lol:


icebaer69 said:
... here a pic of the other cd "your mate" bought ==>

8O :o 8O

http://www.spotlight-forums.com/showpost.php?p=1067490&postcount=53 :twisted:
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The looky looky better not thrust those kind of cd's in my 14 yr old boys face I'd batter him!
 
The women that grab you and try to charge you a fiver for a bit of string. One day i'm going to do something silly
 
Had breakfast most days in diners near the Orange Corner when visited at the end of May this year, and was amazed at how many people got caught-out by the finger traps that the looky looky women use.

Felt sorry for the poor dears, bless 'em, - even moreso as I imagine they were probably new to Ibiza, hence falling into the trap - not a pleasant first experience.
 
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