Dirk
Well-Known Member
The other four places to avoid were:
1 Ministry of Sound at Eden
Ministry used to be the jewl in Pachas crown, now it's the fly in San Antonio's Kebab. Only go if you like dancing to "big tunes" with 17yr old girls in stilettos.
2 DJ Sammy's night at Es Paradis
This man remixed Bryan Adams and is big in Germany. You've heard better music on Black Lace's first LP.
3 The VIP Bar at Pacha
You like paying 1,000 Euros for a bottle of cheap champagne, then watching it get drunk by loads of peoples you dont know? Step behind the velvet rope my friend, and have your gold card ready.
4 Salinas Beach
It's full of naked girls. Brilliant! But wait, it's also full of naked men hung like donkeys. You havent got a hope in hell.
1 Ministry of Sound at Eden
Ministry used to be the jewl in Pachas crown, now it's the fly in San Antonio's Kebab. Only go if you like dancing to "big tunes" with 17yr old girls in stilettos.
2 DJ Sammy's night at Es Paradis
This man remixed Bryan Adams and is big in Germany. You've heard better music on Black Lace's first LP.
3 The VIP Bar at Pacha
You like paying 1,000 Euros for a bottle of cheap champagne, then watching it get drunk by loads of peoples you dont know? Step behind the velvet rope my friend, and have your gold card ready.
4 Salinas Beach
It's full of naked girls. Brilliant! But wait, it's also full of naked men hung like donkeys. You havent got a hope in hell.