Beckiboo
Active Member
I had a close call in BoraBora the other day. I was handing round my Vaseline to everyone (as you do in clubs) and we were all dancing in a circle. Next thing a policeman comes out of nowhere, grabs my wrist and wrenches the Vaseline out of my hand, with me saying "no no look its only Vaseline" He then made me open it and looked inside before letting me go
It's a good job I was only offering round Vaseline and not something more naughty otherwise I might not be sitting here today, I'd be banged up in the local jail

It's a good job I was only offering round Vaseline and not something more naughty otherwise I might not be sitting here today, I'd be banged up in the local jail
