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Barbie

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I was trying to do a poll on whether people love/loathe Secret Santa but I can't seem to do polls today :confused:

So I'll just say I funking hate the stupid idea of it and whoever invented it should be shot :spank:

Thanks :lol:
 
I have to buy for a woman late 50s, rough as arseholes, smokes like a chimney and has defo flattened some grass in her time. loves the banter and is pretty sound.

i have a lady to spend, any ideas???

something along the lines of old bag/old hag i was thinking.:confused:
 
Barbie said:
I was trying to do a poll on whether people love/loathe Secret Santa but I can't seem to do polls today :confused:

So I'll just say I funking hate the stupid idea of it and whoever invented it should be shot :spank:

Thanks :lol:
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hate it too.

picked out the boss... bought hims some juggling boobs. (yes he is that simple)
 
chewie_oo7 said:
hate it too.

picked out the boss... bought hims some juggling boobs. (yes he is that simple)
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If I'd worked somewhere for a long time it might not be so bad but I'm a funking freelancer, I've been here for a funking month, I don't even know half the people's names let alone anything about them - just leave me alone and let me do my job while the rest of you ponce about with your gay work games :spank:
 
grego said:
I have to buy for a woman late 50s, rough as arseholes, smokes like a chimney and has defo flattened some grass in her time. loves the banter and is pretty sound.

i have a lady to spend, any ideas???

something along the lines of old bag/old hag i was thinking.:confused:
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Our Secret Santa got really political one year and now we have to do it completely anonymously - so you don't even know if you're buying for a woman or a man. :confused: I protest about the whole thing every year but no one else wants to scrap it. :rolleyes: Last year, in protest, I bought one of the those horrible mugs with a chippendale type wearing a thong on it and the thong disappears when you put the coffee in and I made sure a straight man picked it out.
 
Holly G said:
Our Secret Santa got really political one year and now we have to do it completely anonymously - so you don't even know if you're buying for a woman or a man. :confused: .
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You work in local government don't you Miss G?:lol:

It's like a competition with the tabloids to see who can be most easily offended.:lol:
 
Holly G said:
Our Secret Santa got really political one year and now we have to do it completely anonymously - so you don't even know if you're buying for a woman or a man. :confused: I protest about the whole thing every year but no one else wants to scrap it. :rolleyes: Last year, in protest, I bought one of the those horrible mugs with a chippendale type wearing a thong on it and the thong disappears when you put the coffee in and I made sure a straight man picked it out.
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Eh :confused: I don't understand - so you have to buy a present when you don't even know who you're buying it for - that's taking Secret Santa to the next level :lol:
 
basically the secret santa in our office is an anonymous chance to have a go at all the freaks that work in local govt. without the fear of losing your job due to bullying or not being equality/equal opps conscious.
 
Barbie said:
I was trying to do a poll on whether people love/loathe Secret Santa but I can't seem to do polls today :confused:

So I'll just say I funking hate the stupid idea of it and whoever invented it should be shot :spank:

Thanks :lol:
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If you think that's bad...next Tuesday I have the secret santa with the winter wonderland party to attend.....my outfit just arrived:

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Barbie said:
Eh :confused: I don't understand - so you have to buy a present when you don't even know who you're buying it for - that's taking Secret Santa to the next level :lol:
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You could take it further and then hide the presents too!:lol:
 
I ended up with a teddy calendar one year, and a cuddly teddy and a box of little wines last year.
Bit disappointed when I had put the effort in to totally embarass the person I bought for.
Wont be doing it this year! No one can be bothered.
 
grego said:
basically the secret santa in our office is an anonymous chance to have a go at all the freaks that work in local govt. without the fear of losing your job due to bullying or not being equality/equal opps conscious.
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So if you can't be traced you can buy the most offensive gift you can! :lol:
 
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