Sarah and Sue

[Robder]

Still no memo re: the forks so I'm clearly going to have to work harder.

The knives have now also been removed from the scene.

 

[Morbyd]

Thanks Robder. Day wasn't quite right without a post about our favorite office workers

 

[fatphilb]

wet t-shirt pictures?

 

[Kang]

I love these updates!

How about you start putting sugar in the coffee jars along with wet spoons?

 

[Robder]

wet t-shirt pictures?

Sarah and Sue weren't and will never be involved in such questionable activities. How can you even begin to try and muddy their names on a public forum?

 

[fatphilb]

I recall that they were, or was this some other nubile colleagues of yours?

 

[Robder]

I recall that they were, or was this some other nubile colleagues of yours?

Christ no that wasn't them!
It was my partner in fork stealing!

 

[fatphilb]

regardless. post pictures 8)

 

[puppylover]

I love these updates!

How about you start putting sugar in the coffee jars along with wet spoons?

I HATE it when someone puts a sugary spoon in the coffee jar - grrrrrrr - I dont like sugar at the best of times but to have it in my coffee or tea is just sacriledge.... :x

 

[Robder]

If no memo by Friday, remind me and the sugar goes in with the coffee!

 

[Jam Man]

What happened to 'Teaspoon Tuesday?'

 

[Robder]

What happened to 'Teaspoon Tuesday?'

((We got bored with the lack of memo action and we've now hidden the tea spoons as well))

 

[naddyz]

What happened to 'Teaspoon Tuesday?'

((We got bored with the lack of memo action and we've now hidden the tea spoons as well))

just how far are you willing to go if still nothing happens?





take the kettle next?

 

[Robder]

I'm not sure...we've become a bit fearless when it comes to the Sarah and Sue game so I'm a bit worried as to where it might be going.

 

[naddyz]

I'm not sure...we've become a bit fearless when it comes to the Sarah and Sue game so I'm a bit worried as to where it might be going.

first the knives, then the teaspoons, then the forks, then the kettle, then the fridge, then Sue....

 

[sandi]

I'm not sure...we've become a bit fearless when it comes to the Sarah and Sue game so I'm a bit worried as to where it might be going.

Kill them! or break their ankles a la misery!

or.....

bend all the teaspoons! ?

 

[Jam Man]

It's niggles that annoy them rather than sabotage though so I think subtlety has to be the key with this.

Open all 5 bottles of milk in the fridge that are there for the tea and coffee rather than letting one run out before opening the next

Replacing empties back into the fridge instead of leaving them out.

Marmite knife in the butter is a killer too...

 

[Robder]

We're hoping for a cross lunch time memo.

In the mean time we accidentally squirted cream all over the floor of the kitchen a minute ago.

oops

Easily done.

 

[Robder]

Just thought I'd bring you up to date on the teaspoon situ.

...As fast as I keep hiding them, more keep appearing from another cutlery stash in the board room.
I just hid another four and have a feeling it might be about to kick off.

 

[Robder]

15h40 - Sarah has gone to Argos to buy some new cutlery due to the spoon shortage!!!

But no memo so mission still unaccomplished. :x