Sarah and Sue

Robder said:
15h40 - Sarah has gone to Argos to buy some new cutlery due to the spoon shortage!!! 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But no memo so mission still unaccomplished. :( :x
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Do you guys have metal cutlery? Why would she go buy more if it's theoretically in the office? :lol:

I think they're intentionally avoiding writing the memo that we all know this situation so richly deserves :lol:
 
Robder said:
15h40 - Sarah has gone to Argos to buy some new cutlery due to the spoon shortage!!! 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I feel that Sarah going to Argos to purchase new cutlery is even more of a result than a Sarah and Sue memo :lol:
 
Robder said:
15h40 - Sarah has gone to Argos to buy some new cutlery due to the spoon shortage!!!
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Clearly you need to put the others back while she's out. When she opens the drawer to put in the new 'uns, you can imagine the blood curdling scream!

And Sarah, will diligently go back for a refund, allowing you to remove them all over again :lol:

It'll be like when someone tried to convince Helen Daniels she was going mad!
 
Buckley said:
Robder said:
15h40 - Sarah has gone to Argos to buy some new cutlery due to the spoon shortage!!!
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Clearly you need to put the others back while she's out. When she opens the drawer to put in the new 'uns, you can imagine the blood curdling scream!

And Sarah, will diligently go back for a refund, allowing you to remove them all over again :lol:

It'll be like when someone tried to convince Helen Daniels she was going mad!
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YES YES YES!!

AND EVEN BUY SOME MORE MONOGRAMMED SARAH & SUE!!!
 
Robder said:
16h16 - Sarah walks in with a big Argos bag! :lol:
I'm too scared to get the old cutlery out. :? :lol:
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Where is all the old cutlery, I've got visions of you with a moutain of cutlery hidden under your desk :lol:
 
Robder said:
16h16 - Sarah walks in with a big Argos bag! :lol:
I'm too scared to get the old cutlery out. :? :lol:
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I would put money on a memo now, detailing the cost of replacement and inconvenience caused / lack of consideration displayed.

:D
 
I have visions of Robder being escorted off the premises after a snap Sarah and Sue security inspection of Robders desk reveals a draw full of spoons and a load of biscuit crumbs :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Robder said:
16h16 - Sarah walks in with a big Argos bag! :lol:
I'm too scared to get the old cutlery out. :? :lol:
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Where is all the old cutlery, I've got visions of you with a moutain of cutlery hidden under your desk :lol:
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It's in the bottom drawer in the kitchen covered with a cloth. :lol:

There's no chance of a memo on this - the new cutlery has brought the fork/spoon crisis to an official close. :(

Plans are already afoot to gradually hide the new cutlery though. :lol:
 
still think your overcomplicating. you need to go back to basics and leave the milk out overnight (preferably in a warm place) so it goes off.
 
This is impossible because I'm never the last to leave the office...but I could turn the fridge off at the mains and cause an overnight flood! :lol:

Don't think this would be possible because I'm now risking getting in trouble. :?

:lol:
 
Robder said:
This is impossible because I'm never the last to leave the office...but I could turn the fridge off at the mains and cause an overnight flood! :lol:

Don't think this would be possible because I'm now risking getting in trouble. :?

:lol:
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well why not turn the fridge up super high so that everything in it freezes

that's an honest mistake, and less likely to get you sacked right?
 
I've distributed the fridge idea to the SSS (Sabotage Sarah & Sue) committee for consideration.

Updates to follow.

Re: Toilet paper - it really needs to be in our office because the downstairs desk would deal with toilet issues...the problem could arise from another office for example. ;)
 
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