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ichy76
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Firstly, I'd like to apologize to all those people I promised to meet in front of the San An Catapult and didn't. Secondly, I'd like to extend a big F*CK YOU to all those people in clubs that think they can just shove their way through the crowd and not give a crap!
So, anyway. Me and 3 friends got there on Tuesday 08/13 and had all our bags lost because of American Airlines mishap. We would not get them for another 5 days. Imagine 5 days in Ibiza and no bags. Were going to go to perfecto, but obviously didn't. Went to sleep.
Wednesday: Went to Calla Bassa and thought it was cool (too many families though). We were going to go to Slinky that night, but simply chilled at the terrace next door and did not go when we realized that only guys were going in. I'm not kidding, there was not more than 2 girls that went in there in a whole hour (I was counting).
Thursday: Cream. Amnesia is amazing, and the crowd is nice. The smoke/ice maching was the highlight of the trip, and PVD was definitely a letdown (compared to his other sets). What I realized about myself this night was, though, that I only needed one bottle of water the whole night (every other night as well) and be fine. We did hide 3 bottles outside of the club though- thanks for the advice.
Friday: Chilled out and slept.
Saturday: Went to Las Salinas. HOLY CRAP!!! So many beautiful people. Unbelievable. I still cannot tell the difference between a beautiful italian and spanish girl. Any tips? Went to bed at night.
Sunday: Judgement Sunday. Eden is better than Amnesia crowd-wise. Worse overall. Ferry Corsten was the best DJ on the island. Judge Jules was ok. Eddie Halliwell was great, but I only heard him for 30 seconds as I left. I love how they give you a free drink coupon if you buy your ticket at the door (with flyer).
Monday: Manumission. NEVER-EVER go there! Not even for your first time! Tourist trap, bad music. Cool crowd in the outside globe (but then why pay 35 euros to talk to people). Avoid at all costs.
Tuesday: God's Kitchen. We got VIP. Maybe this is my opinion, but why would you ever have Armin Van Buuren open up for Tall Pall? Armin is like Ferry Corsten and Tiesto. Tall Paul is pure shit. How could you even try to make Armin open? I thought the same with Ferry and JJ, but that is harder to argue... Lazers and fire dancers were cool. Met a Russian bartender up stairs and got free drinks (cauz I'm Russian from the U.S.). She told me that tourism is majorly down, which is true as we never saw a queue the whole time on the island even at 2-3-4 in the morning. The night was ok. I'll explain later my total opinion of Eden.
Wednesday: Break day
Thursday: Cream. Tiesto was majorly dissapointing. Picotto was really surprisingly good. Fun night. Good thing we met some cool NYC girls (also Russian), they made me catch my second wind and I was dancing like crazy for 3 hours straight.
Friday: MOS @ Pacha. Got VIP from Miguel Pellitero (playing in the global room that night). The crowd is beautiful, snobby, and over 25. The girls look like they can be bought with lotsa money (cliche but they only seemed to be hanging around the rich mofos, at least the gorgeous ones were). The club is not beautiful at all, but rather intricate. The stairs and other rooms were awesome. Miguel played an awesome set in the Global Room. I liked this night and went home.
Saturday: Euphoria. The DJ before Dave Pearce played the music that catered to my taste: Pure trance. Pearce was half decent, and the foam party was fun. Too bad I annoyed the Russian Bartender girl and couldn't get more free drinks...
Sunday: My friends went to Judgement Sunday and said it was great.
Monday: Went home.
Some things:
1. West End is not too bad. The PR's are annoying, but I would worry more about pickpockets if I were you.
2. What happened to good trance? I've heard tiesto twice, (In U.S. and Holland) and Armin in Holland. Why do they play such hard trance in Eden. All three nights I went to had very hard trance being played by all DJ's. Is this what british trance is now? Has anyone ever heard of something called melody? I might actually start liking house now...
3. THE FOOD IN IBIZA IS THE WORST THING ON THE PLANET! I will never come to ibiza just because of that. We ate everywhere. I will hate this place for that forever...
4. Sunset bars are greatly overrated. A sunset is much more beautiful from a cruise ship (not to mention the food as well). Prices are too high as well.
5. You need lots of money to go to ibiza to have fun. The purpose of the island is to rob you. You need either money or drugs to love it (just my opinion though).
I will not come to that island again unless I am filthy rich or on an overnight cruise stay. Sorry about my negativity, but everyone on this site is ranting about its beauty and greatness. I disagree. Next time, I will take my 2500 euros and blow it on a 30 days cruise on the classiest ship they have. I had fun, but it was not what everyone made it out to be. The clubs are amazing, but that is it. Hope everyone else enjoys it more than me.
-Mark
So, anyway. Me and 3 friends got there on Tuesday 08/13 and had all our bags lost because of American Airlines mishap. We would not get them for another 5 days. Imagine 5 days in Ibiza and no bags. Were going to go to perfecto, but obviously didn't. Went to sleep.
Wednesday: Went to Calla Bassa and thought it was cool (too many families though). We were going to go to Slinky that night, but simply chilled at the terrace next door and did not go when we realized that only guys were going in. I'm not kidding, there was not more than 2 girls that went in there in a whole hour (I was counting).
Thursday: Cream. Amnesia is amazing, and the crowd is nice. The smoke/ice maching was the highlight of the trip, and PVD was definitely a letdown (compared to his other sets). What I realized about myself this night was, though, that I only needed one bottle of water the whole night (every other night as well) and be fine. We did hide 3 bottles outside of the club though- thanks for the advice.
Friday: Chilled out and slept.
Saturday: Went to Las Salinas. HOLY CRAP!!! So many beautiful people. Unbelievable. I still cannot tell the difference between a beautiful italian and spanish girl. Any tips? Went to bed at night.
Sunday: Judgement Sunday. Eden is better than Amnesia crowd-wise. Worse overall. Ferry Corsten was the best DJ on the island. Judge Jules was ok. Eddie Halliwell was great, but I only heard him for 30 seconds as I left. I love how they give you a free drink coupon if you buy your ticket at the door (with flyer).
Monday: Manumission. NEVER-EVER go there! Not even for your first time! Tourist trap, bad music. Cool crowd in the outside globe (but then why pay 35 euros to talk to people). Avoid at all costs.
Tuesday: God's Kitchen. We got VIP. Maybe this is my opinion, but why would you ever have Armin Van Buuren open up for Tall Pall? Armin is like Ferry Corsten and Tiesto. Tall Paul is pure shit. How could you even try to make Armin open? I thought the same with Ferry and JJ, but that is harder to argue... Lazers and fire dancers were cool. Met a Russian bartender up stairs and got free drinks (cauz I'm Russian from the U.S.). She told me that tourism is majorly down, which is true as we never saw a queue the whole time on the island even at 2-3-4 in the morning. The night was ok. I'll explain later my total opinion of Eden.
Wednesday: Break day
Thursday: Cream. Tiesto was majorly dissapointing. Picotto was really surprisingly good. Fun night. Good thing we met some cool NYC girls (also Russian), they made me catch my second wind and I was dancing like crazy for 3 hours straight.
Friday: MOS @ Pacha. Got VIP from Miguel Pellitero (playing in the global room that night). The crowd is beautiful, snobby, and over 25. The girls look like they can be bought with lotsa money (cliche but they only seemed to be hanging around the rich mofos, at least the gorgeous ones were). The club is not beautiful at all, but rather intricate. The stairs and other rooms were awesome. Miguel played an awesome set in the Global Room. I liked this night and went home.
Saturday: Euphoria. The DJ before Dave Pearce played the music that catered to my taste: Pure trance. Pearce was half decent, and the foam party was fun. Too bad I annoyed the Russian Bartender girl and couldn't get more free drinks...
Sunday: My friends went to Judgement Sunday and said it was great.
Monday: Went home.
Some things:
1. West End is not too bad. The PR's are annoying, but I would worry more about pickpockets if I were you.
2. What happened to good trance? I've heard tiesto twice, (In U.S. and Holland) and Armin in Holland. Why do they play such hard trance in Eden. All three nights I went to had very hard trance being played by all DJ's. Is this what british trance is now? Has anyone ever heard of something called melody? I might actually start liking house now...
3. THE FOOD IN IBIZA IS THE WORST THING ON THE PLANET! I will never come to ibiza just because of that. We ate everywhere. I will hate this place for that forever...
4. Sunset bars are greatly overrated. A sunset is much more beautiful from a cruise ship (not to mention the food as well). Prices are too high as well.
5. You need lots of money to go to ibiza to have fun. The purpose of the island is to rob you. You need either money or drugs to love it (just my opinion though).
I will not come to that island again unless I am filthy rich or on an overnight cruise stay. Sorry about my negativity, but everyone on this site is ranting about its beauty and greatness. I disagree. Next time, I will take my 2500 euros and blow it on a 30 days cruise on the classiest ship they have. I had fun, but it was not what everyone made it out to be. The clubs are amazing, but that is it. Hope everyone else enjoys it more than me.
-Mark