Question for you guys ..

hmm, thats a hard one!

if on a nude beach, best flip onto belly, or as soon as feel a 'stirring',
situp and do something instead of staring at the naked ladies!!

sort out carry bag, read a paper, etc, but dont make a big thing about it,
or you will get bad looks, or maybe arrested.

i dont mind seeing 'accidental' stiffy's (paula writing this!) but on normal
'clothed' (??) beaches, dont think anyone will notice, unless you have speedo's on....!
 
*Saffy* said:
Always wondered this .. and it must be particularly worry for you all in such a place as Ibiza with all those lovely ladies ( or guys depending on your persuasion ) ... ( or BOTH ) ...

but ...

What do ya do if you get a stiffy on the beach? Quickly run like a mad man into the sea .. yelling "Come onnnnn you boring lot" towards your fellow friends to try and distract them from your bulge ?


I keep a hot dog bun with me at all times to hide it in, in such a situation.
 
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