Morbyd said:and you can avoid the politics unless you spend your time in bars on Capital Hill or turn on the local news
Barbie said:1. S****horpe
2. English, and French and German to GCSE level
Barbie said:I'm actually from a little village 10 miles from S****horpe, I left there 12 years ago and only really go back to see family - how long has your brother been there and more to the point what on earth made him move to Scunny
My parents have now settled in Kirton Lindsey - I left their 6 Years ago. My Bro' bought a house their as he works nearby...He did live in Fancy London town for 8 years - But he decided to move home to lincs. just as I left to come down here...ships in the night....Dazed_Out said:English please..?? Oh man i dont understand anything you have written there...
Being Aussie sucks sometimes
(I've started putting Joke at the end of things that are supposed to be funny as my humour is basically cr*p - You can laugh now )DJNC said:Which village this get's weirder
C'mon... Village / School etc.... (please don't say Huntcliffe...)
Barbie said:I think Kirton Lindsey is the other side
(The village is called Crowle and I went to North Axholme out in the sticks and then John Leggott College in Scunny for A-Levels)
How old are you/your bro - if you're similar age Scunny and the surrounding villages are very incestuous places
Or was it JJ's Monday night Nappy night DJNC said:Crowle!!! That's as bad as Scunnie
Bro' is 37 - Me 34
I went to John Leggot on day release 86-88 - When were you there?
Re- Incestuos places, When I moved to Kirton, it was considered by the locals as acceptable, If a man went out for a meal with his wife and his sister....though that would mean there were only 2 people dining
Plus there were many locals that had not been out of the county, never mind the country....
I bet you used to go to Henry Afrika's
Long way from DC10
6degrees of seperation....
for Christmas it's hilarious - we went into the pub one Boxing Day to watch Chelsea and Tom is a proper born and bred cockney and it was literally a case of the pub going deadly quiet as everyone had a good look at the 'outsiders' I ordered a white wine spritzer and the landlord went rummaging round in the back and produced this old dusty bottle of Hock for me 
DJNC said:You should hear me speak then - even more confusing babble
Look...with my fragile mind, it took 20 minutes to type in the first place.... buy an English dictionary or phrase book to read it....
Joke
no fair!!! Oh well i spose ill cope... I speak english also smart ass 
so hows that gonna help decipher it 
Barbie said:
When we go back to Crowle
....I walked up to the bar and the local "Hard-Man" (cos all villages have a hard-man ) said - Hello, haven't seen you in years.... As soon as he said hello, everything went back to normal....you could here people saying, "it's allright, someone knows him...." followed by, stay on the road and "don't go on to the moors" ....DJNC said:That's so True....
I went back to my parents home in Kirton a few months back and like you, walked into the local pub... and everything stopped "including the cigarette smoke" & "Darts in mid-air"
One word.... Backwardsinbredbanjoplayers.....
It's a wonder we've turned out so 'normal' considering our backwardinbred upbringing Barbie said:
