Loving this rant...agree with most of it too.
It's a natural human condition to want to claim ownership, capitalise and take from something successful. We can't just enjoy, we have to meddle and let our egos get the better of ourselves!
Everything has seasons and Ibiza is in her winter period at the moment. The power hungry have milked her so much she's got t!ts like spaniels ears and a once bountiful bosom is now drooping apologetically on the floor.
Give her a chance to convalesce and she'll be back - hopefully with more authenticity and less hype/profit next time. 8)