Poor Mr Puppylover

puppylover

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.... kindly offered to do the Christmas grocery shop today whilst I am at work.....

so off he goes with his long list not a thought to how hectic Tesco's will be. So far he has rang three times to complain - getting more and more irate as the day goes.......

1st rant

"What do these crispy bread thingummyjigs you want for pate? I can't find them on any aisle, grumble grumble"?

Explained what they were - off he goes happy.

2nd rant

"They havent got any small packets of smoked salmon - I have just got a large one instead is that ok?"

Yes no bother babe - that's fine.......... turns out he's bought a K of smoked salmon at £27.00 - there is only me who eats it...8O

3rd rant

"F**king hell - I've just had a battle with an OAP, turned round and this old woman is going through my shopping trolley - rifling through everything, taking stuff out and putting it in hers....."8O

So at this point Mr PL originally feeling a little hacked off is now very f**King stressed, starts taking our stuff out of her trolley and back into our own - she sees him doing this and in true "old person styleee", starts giving him loads of aggro and Mr PL is like 8O 8O WTF!! Turns out, she thought his trolley was one of these "special offer trolley". Not even embarassed, she then told him off for leaving his trolley in such a place that it looked like it was a "special offer trolley".....

3 hours later, Poor bugger is traumatised and in need of a herbal ciggie!!

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thought this thread was gonna be about him being an everton fan:lol: :lol:

pups......makes two of us as Mrs. G is just getting her trolley for tesco.......right about............ now...............he he:twisted:
 
The worst of it is he has to the the special Christmas shopping for festive fun straight after Tesco's - god knows what state he will be in by the time I get home tonight......:? :?

Grego - My thoughts are with Mrs G for this afternoon - apparently its pure bedlam in supermarkets today...:lol: :lol:

Barbie - Benson gets a proper Dinner with sprouts and everything on Christmas Day, so he will no doubt be tasting my left over smoked salmon and Pate with biscuits too!!!

(he even likes olives!!)
 
pmsl abuot the oap :lol: :lol:

When I was in tescos the other night, some lady tried to steal my trolly, I was looking at cards and so not to get in the way I put my trolly to one side. This lady came along with handfuls of stuff, and drop it all in my trolly, I said to her "scuse me that is MY trolly" then watched her while she picked everything out again, cheeky moo!

Paul is doing the Christmas shop today too, he popped to Tesco's to get some Johnsons baby shampoo for the pups, and came out £300 later, with no shampoo :lol:
 
Leese said:
pmsl abuot the oap :lol: :lol:

When I was in tescos the other night, some lady tried to steal my trolly, I was looking at cards and so not to get in the way I put my trolly to one side. This lady came along with handfuls of stuff, and drop it all in my trolly, I said to her "scuse me that is MY trolly" then watched her while she picked everything out again, cheeky moo!

Paul is doing the Christmas shop today too, he popped to Tesco's to get some Johnsons baby shampoo for the pups, and came out £300 later, with no shampoo :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OAP's are great - cant wait til I am one, complete with wheelchair/zimmer frame knocking into them young 'uns and getting them out of my way!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr PL has just rang me to tell me everything he has forgotten through stress and can I go and get them on the way home tonight.....:roll: :roll:

.... if you want a job doing properly..........:spank:

actually, that's harsh - he's a far better grocery shopper than I can ever aspire to be......:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Me and Mrs Jam are chuckling away to ourselves reading that. :D

We went yesterday until Mini Jam got bored and grumpy so we abandoned it half way through....

Mrs Jam then went back that evening only to tell a 'flouncy cow' to F__k right off! after she rammed her trolley
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Mrs Jam is 6ft tall as you know and can be proper scary sometimes so I'm glad I was at home 8O
 
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