puppylover
Active Member
.... kindly offered to do the Christmas grocery shop today whilst I am at work.....
so off he goes with his long list not a thought to how hectic Tesco's will be. So far he has rang three times to complain - getting more and more irate as the day goes.......
1st rant
"What do these crispy bread thingummyjigs you want for pate? I can't find them on any aisle, grumble grumble"?
Explained what they were - off he goes happy.
2nd rant
"They havent got any small packets of smoked salmon - I have just got a large one instead is that ok?"
Yes no bother babe - that's fine.......... turns out he's bought a K of smoked salmon at £27.00 - there is only me who eats it...
3rd rant
"F**king hell - I've just had a battle with an OAP, turned round and this old woman is going through my shopping trolley - rifling through everything, taking stuff out and putting it in hers....."
So at this point Mr PL originally feeling a little hacked off is now very f**King stressed, starts taking our stuff out of her trolley and back into our own - she sees him doing this and in true "old person styleee", starts giving him loads of aggro and Mr PL is like
WTF!! Turns out, she thought his trolley was one of these "special offer trolley". Not even embarassed, she then told him off for leaving his trolley in such a place that it looked like it was a "special offer trolley".....3 hours later, Poor bugger is traumatised and in need of a herbal ciggie!!
