opening Lines for the ladies in ibiza...

[kaZz1985]

well lads, lets hear them, this for the benefit of anyone without many lines for the ladies and not the people who lack need for them as they are going with their partners(ouch)...

I dont have one personally unless you count this...

me: Have you ever played the army game?
her: nah, how do you play that?
me: well, I lay down and you blow the hell out of me!

thats me done.

 

[NITEFLY]

-fancy a dance
-yeah ok
-f*ck off then i wanna chat to your mate

8)

 

[puppylover]

Hi, are those space pants your wearing
er no, why
cos your arse is out of this world

 

[stuie]

Hi, are those space pants your wearing
er no, why
cos your arse is out of this world

 

[Buckley]

Hi, are those space pants your wearing
er no, why
cos your arse is out of this world

http://www.utexas.edu/courses/rus324/chap_3/clothes/coat.gif

:lol: :P ;)[/quote]

What's the brown lump on the front of that coat :?:

 

[Terrier]

Hmm, line for the some ladies around San An :

Why are you insisting on tieing a cheap tatty piece of thread around my wrist, attempting to charge me a fiver for it then getting your five brothers to verbally assault me as I go on my way down the street ?

 

[stuie]

What's the brown lump on the front of that coat

It's not my coat! Ask puppylover!

 

[Buckley]

What's the brown lump on the front of that coat

It's not my coat! Ask puppylover!

Pups - unidentified brown matter? How do you plead?

 

[jrd]

Hmm, line for the some ladies around San An :

Why are you insisting on tieing a cheap tatty piece of thread around my wrist, attempting to charge me a fiver for it then getting your five brothers to verbally assault me as I go on my way down the street ?

 

[kaZz1985]

err

back to original post? sigh you people have a thing for going off topic

 

[small jinx]

Hmm, line for the some ladies around San An :

Why are you insisting on tieing a cheap tatty piece of thread around my wrist, attempting to charge me a fiver for it then getting your five brothers to verbally assault me as I go on my way down the street ?

Ah man, don't even stop and look at "them" if they approach you :x .
A girl who came to ibiza with us 09/03 stupidly stopped and listened to the witches banter they were selling her. Like a dumb sheep she took it all in
They clamped her wrist, tied and braided a piece of hair to her finger, basically mugged her there & then in broad day light. We were non the wiser until she caught up with us by Wips, she was looking paler than a jellyfish for her ordeal.

 

[N8]

Any variation on the pant party joke in Anchorman

 

[MrSt0NeD]

" wana go home for some drinks, drugs, and lots of sex ??"


stright to the point lOl
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[N8]

" wana go home for some drinks, drugs, and lots of sex ??"


stright to the point lOl
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Agreed, i've used (more subtle) variations on that and it often works 8)

 

[solask]

F u c k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

 

[solask]

To know if they're single...

Does your boyfriend know where you are?

 

[solask]

As you walk by, turn around and say:
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?
Her: No.
You: Damn!

 

[firemansamsmate]

Q. What does a polar bear weigh?
A. dunno but it broke the ice.

 

[djchewie]

What's the brown lump on the front of that coat

It's not my coat! Ask puppylover!

Pups - unidentified brown matter? How do you plead?

she'll blame it on her dog!

 

[puppylover]

What's the brown lump on the front of that coat

It's not my coat! Ask puppylover!

Pups - unidentified brown matter? How do you plead?

she'll blame it on her dog!

too true - its puppy matter (of the furry variety)

And anyway Stuie I thought that was one of the funniest chat up lines ever (I dont get chatted up much mind you so...... )