opening Lines for the ladies in ibiza...

[djchewie]

(I dont get chatted up much mind you so...... )

HOW YOU DOIN!?

 

[jjinit]

Nice legs.............what time do they open???

 

[Mark Sun]

My face leaves in an hour... and I hope you'll be on it.

 

[solask]

Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont sweat much.

 

[puppylover]

(I dont get chatted up much mind you so...... )

HOW YOU DOIN!?

That verges on incest son- watch it!!!

 

[LeeTheDaddy]

Hmm, line for the some ladies around San An :

Why are you insisting on tieing a cheap tatty piece of thread around my wrist, attempting to charge me a fiver for it then getting your five brothers to verbally assault me as I go on my way down the street ?

Ah man, don't even stop and look at "them" if they approach you :x .
A girl who came to ibiza with us 09/03 stupidly stopped and listened to the witches banter they were selling her. Like a dumb sheep she took it all in
They clamped her wrist, tied and braided a piece of hair to her finger, basically mugged her there & then in broad day light. We were non the wiser until she caught up with us by Wips, she was looking paler than a jellyfish for her ordeal.

My mate was with us last year and had never been ibiza before, he fell for it and I stepped in and told um to f*ck off and they put a curse on me!

We saw them later that night trying to give expensive sexual favours to which I had to repeat myself.

 

[small jinx]

Hmm, line for the some ladies around San An :

Why are you insisting on tieing a cheap tatty piece of thread around my wrist, attempting to charge me a fiver for it then getting your five brothers to verbally assault me as I go on my way down the street ?

Ah man, don't even stop and look at "them" if they approach you :x .
A girl who came to ibiza with us 09/03 stupidly stopped and listened to the witches banter they were selling her. Like a dumb sheep she took it all in
They clamped her wrist, tied and braided a piece of hair to her finger, basically mugged her there & then in broad day light. We were non the wiser until she caught up with us by Wips, she was looking paler than a jellyfish for her ordeal.

My mate was with us last year and had never been ibiza before, he fell for it and I stepped in and told um to f*ck off and they put a curse on me!

We saw them later that night trying to give expensive sexual favours to which I had to repeat myself.

Yes we met some guy who they had just mugged during the evening, white as white just stepped off the plane so obviously they were like bee's to honey. Offered a handshake, whilst he's getting his wallet out they undoing his flies ... sure you imagine the rest.
He stopped us because he didn't know way back to his apartment-goon