NoTW Footballers and Phones Story Names

[Buckley]

Jermaine Jenas or Pennant

and Ashley Cole

(Allegedly - fat bloke down the pub said so it must be true )

 

[Barbie]

I was told it was big Sol and Freddie (allegedly )

Think only one of them is England international, the other bloke was a foreign player.

 

[stuie]

Jermaine Jenas or Pennant

and Ashley Cole

(Allegedly - fat bloke down the pub said so it must be true )

how pointless was that story? whats the point of running it with no names? legal bills must be adding up for them lately.

 

[stuie]

I was told it was big Sol and Freddie (allegedly )

You dreamt that too?? Uncanny

 

[Barbie]

You dreamt that too?? Uncanny

I love dreaming about b__s___

When I read the article in NOTW I wanted to know what the act was that was so shocking they couldn't even describe it in the paper

 

[x-amount]

Jermaine Jenas or Pennant

and Ashley Cole

(Allegedly - fat bloke down the pub said so it must be true )

Jenas is the name of one doing the rounds. Within the realms of possibility, I suppose, though I wouldn't call him household. No player of a team I support is going to be a b______! Sol was enough, but at least we got rid of him, haha!



(oh, and when the story broke in the paper, there was a reasonably unnecessary picture of Ashley Cole and his missus next to it, as a "pointer to another story late in the paper" - i.e. like a small trick by the paper. Make of that what you will...)

 

[stuie]

No player of a team I support is going to be a b______!

not all g__s are b______'s you know

 

[Barbie]

not all g__s are b______'s you know

And not all b______ are g__

 

[x-amount]

not all g__s are b______'s you know

Where I come from bender is a colloquiallism for gay?

Ah the queer semantics of homosexuality! How I could talk for hours...

 

[stuie]

When I read the article in NOTW I wanted to know what the act was that was so shocking they couldn't even describe it in the paper

being a filthy fist pig?

 

[Barbie]

being a filthy fist pig?

Just the kind of thing I want to read about on a Sunday morning

 

[stuie]

How I could talk for hours...

Oh how i bet you could. Is it your specialist subject, guest speaker?

 

[gecko2]

What I want to is....

a) Why would you shove a mobile up your arse?

b) Would it have been used again?

 

[stuie]

Just the kind of thing I want to read about on a Sunday morning

I know, the NOTW has gone all Daily Express, with it's traditional values like not being racist and not being a ffp, and ****

 

[Barbie]

I know, the NOTW has gone all Daily Express, with it's traditional values like not being racist and not being a ffp, and ****

It's too high-brow for me these days, I'm going to read the Sunday Sport instead

 

[stuie]

What I want to is....

a) Why would you shove a mobile up your arse?

better signal?

charge the battery?

who knows eh?

(got madonna's song in my head now! ring ring ring goes the telephone!)

 

[pip uk]

What I want to is....

a) Why would you shove a mobile up your arse?

b) Would it have been used again?

I would have thought thas was obvious - switch it to vibrate and kick back and wait for the calls

Then again I wouldn't know, i'm not a footballer

 

[lynch]

I heard defore and Jenas, altho I dont believe it

 

[naddyz]

I can't believe I missed a whole thread about bum sex (sorry, b__s__ )

 

[Barbie]

I can't believe I missed a whole thread about bum sex (sorry, b__s__ )

It was probably the misleading title of Footballers........ and you thought it was going to be boring football talk thread