NoTW Footballers and Phones Story Names

Barbie said:
It was probably the misleading title of Footballers........ and you thought it was going to be boring football talk thread :lol:
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i was actually in a meeting for 2 and a half hours talking about engineering 8O 8O 8O trust me, a thread about football would have been far more interesting!!!


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Barbie said:
It was probably the misleading title of Footballers........ and you thought it was going to be boring football talk thread :lol:
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i was actually in a meeting for 2 and a half hours talking about engineering 8O 8O 8O trust me, a thread about football would have been far more interesting!!!
 
gecko2 said:
What I want to is....

a) Why would you shove a mobile up your arse?

b) Would it have been used again?
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Just think of the amount of phone repairers who are now getting a wave of returned handsets with small specks of brown, and a rather bad smell
 
x-amount said:
Just think of the amount of phone repairers who are now getting a wave of returned handsets with small specks of brown, and a rather bad smell
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:lol: :lol:

the gays have been discussing this in the office and we decided that my motorola pebl would be managable, but someone else's RAZR would be very difficult.

You could always wrap it up in a condom to keep it clean and nice.

Will now stop talking
 
naddyz said:
:lol: :lol:

the gays have been discussing this in the office and we decided that my motorola pebl would be managable, but someone else's RAZR would be very difficult.
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anyone own one of these?? :lol:

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The Spurs board on 606 was naming Jenas and Matthew Upson this morning.

Quite amusingly the main concern of the Spurs fans seemed to be that they thought Jenas could do much better than Upson :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
rumour of a pop star being involved now too? Fingers and mobile phones pointing at Will Young, who was rumoured to be dating a footballer for a while now
 
naddyz said:
rumour of a pop star being involved now too? Fingers and mobile phones pointing at Will Young, who was rumoured to be dating a footballer for a while now
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the pop star bit was in NOTW yesterday. will young is the obvious choice. it's like people have said "right, who could it be... elton, naaa too old, george michael, naaaa not in uk, it must be willard then!"
 
Anyone seen the Sun today. Apparently there's something about Tweedy and Cole? Have they split up?

I was one table away from Jenas in a restaurant last night. Couldn't see his mobile although that's not conclusive proof that it was 'concealed'.....
 
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Someone's sent me the quote from today's Sun:


"England star Ashley, 25, looked like he was waiting for a ring as he held his phone. It must have been on vibrate."

Not conclusive.
 
stuie said:
the pop star bit was in NOTW yesterday. will young is the obvious choice. it's like people have said "right, who could it be... elton, naaa too old, george michael, naaaa not in uk, it must be willard then!"
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Are we all assuming the "pop star" is male here, did it state in the paper that it was a "he"?

Maybe its Cheryl Tweedy and its a bit of 3 way action for the young geordie nymphette????
 
puppylover said:
Are we all assuming the "pop star" is male here, did it state in the paper that it was a "he"?

Maybe its Cheryl Tweedy and its a bit of 3 way action for the young geordie nymphette????
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The grapevine says it's Craiiiig David. Rumours that the affair lasted for *ahem* Seven Days are unconfirmed.....
 
Buckley said:
The grapevine says it's Craiiiig David. Rumours that the affair lasted for *ahem* Seven Days are unconfirmed.....
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Monday
took him for a drink on Tuesday
put a phone up his bum on Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we rang, on Sunday
*repeat to fade*
 
The Will Young rumour has been doing the rounds for over a year now and the player is (allegedly) Matthew Taylor from Portsmouth
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>> The beautiful game <<
Football: not glad to be gay
Why are we so obsessed with footballers'
sexuality? Everyone has been feverishly
speculating about the News of the World's
"gay footballer scandal". In reality,
it seems as if it was little more than
two drunk friends, who we're not going to
embarrass by naming, encouraged to mess
around with mobile phones up their arses
by their "mate" who was secretly filming them
to sell to the papers. The tabloid baulked
at the 500 grand asking price for the video,
and therefore reveal the player's identities,
but had enough info to run the story.
(FYI: The only footballer in Britain to come out
so far, Justin Fashanu, killed himself.)

(FYI2: This new form of phone sex has already taken
off in London's gay scene. Bluetooth/phone-in-pants
club nights are already lined up.)
 
puppylover said:
>> The beautiful game <<
Football: not glad to be gay
Why are we so obsessed with footballers'
sexuality? Everyone has been feverishly
speculating about the News of the World's
"gay footballer scandal". In reality,
it seems as if it was little more than
two drunk friends, who we're not going to
embarrass by naming, encouraged to mess
around with mobile phones up their arses
by their "mate" who was secretly filming them
to sell to the papers. The tabloid baulked
at the 500 grand asking price for the video,
and therefore reveal the player's identities,
but had enough info to run the story.
(FYI: The only footballer in Britain to come out
so far, Justin Fashanu, killed himself.)

(FYI2: This new form of phone sex has already taken
off in London's gay scene. Bluetooth/phone-in-pants
club nights are already lined up.)
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someone just got their popbitch!:lol:
 
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