Looks just like any other tacky bar that you expect to find in the canaries but some one has just stuck the Pacha logo on the front.
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The best thing about the canaries is the Jumbo centre (Big Gay centre). My wife and I went over with my Gay bruvva and his partner in October and we had a right good old laugh.
I think once you have been to Ibiza everywhere else you go on holiday after is just so disappointing (In terms of night life)
I went in 1999 - it was rubbish - and it's got the most annoying PRs on the planet.
When i stepped out of the taxi, I felt like Jesus in that scene from Jesus Christ superstar where he got mobbed by the lepers. (bizarre comparison, i know, but accurate)
I hope it's better now.
I went to Gran Canaria in 1996 and 1997. It was great then as all i wanted to do was get very drunk every night without fail and then fall over on the way back to the hotel and expose myself in my short skirt.
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You're a classy girl Erin, that's why I like you. I had a holiday "romance" with the bingo caller from my hotel.
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I went to Gran Canaria in 1996 and 1997. It was great then as all i wanted to do was get very drunk every night without fail and then fall over on the way back to the hotel and expose myself in my short skirt.
You can take Erin out of Shirley......
Were you starstruck Miss G? Did he let you choose his balls?![]()
No but he got me to join him "on stage" on the first night to be his assistant in the sexual position game.![]()
I bet Mum and Dad never let you bunk off to come on holiday in term time ever again![]()
I'm imagining it like Dirty Dancing. Was there a rival bingo caller and his young muse at the posher, flashier hotel across the road?