My HOT OR NOT IN IBIZA

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Ian

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HOT
Garlands @ Space-Free and my best night on the island
The Spanish staff @ Tropps, Eden & The Garden of Eden - Friends for ever
The Garden of Eden - 7am till closing it is the place to be
Retro - All the tunes and the night with most last tunes
Ray Davies - The best Ibiza Resident
Slipmatt & Lime - Old Skool masterclass
Hotel Marina Playa - My Ibiza base
Upstairs terrace at Itaca - Best seats in this busy area
Kasbah - Try the deluxe burger
Lighting storms - You don't get lighting like that in Newcastle
Ibiza town - Walking without being hassled by Lookeys or PRs bliss
The not so Secret Garden - Strippers off your face is all the rage !!! maybe not
HIGHLIGHT OF THE HOLIDAY GOING TO THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND
FINDING OUT THAT GARAGE HEAVEN HAD SHUT A COUPLE HOURS EARLY!!!!

NOT
Eddie Halliwell @ Judgement Sundays - If you don't use your technical ability then you are very bland
Gods - Taking the words money-grabbing promoter to a new level with 2 closing parties
LOOKEY LOOKEY GIRLS - Worse than the blokes
LOOKEY LOOKEY WOMEN - Worse than the girls
KFC & PIZZA HUT - No longer hitting the taste buds like it used to
OAKEY - On flyers for his own pre & closing parties but did not play problem with promoter was it !!!
ME - I should not like Vodka Red bulls @ Space @ 15 Euros you shouldn't have 5 or was it 6
FREE DRINKS - I know we have become friends but that stuff you gave me is that the stuff Saddam needs to make nukes
NEWCASTLE UNITED - The Toon never wins while I am here
Vicky Divine - Go back to the Ford Escort you came from
Guy Ornadel - I say 'Hi seen you at promise in Newcastle'next thing he has went from Sasha boss 2 being a Lookey Lookey man
Pre Parties - Is the name on the flyer for these parties the DJ that is guaranteed not to play ?


There are loads more but the boss in car park.
 
I know these are my Hot or Nots but I would like to know if some of you lot agree or disagree

Cheers

Ian
 
James,

Thanks for the reply. Newcastle United have never won while I have been in Ibiza take the last 2 weeks a draw with Liverpool, sucker punched off Leeds and a thrashing off Chelsea.

take care you SMB

Ian :cry:
 
Unfortunately, our results aren't that predictable. Well, this SMB is looking forward to the weekend whatever.

We win, I get another year of gloating, we lose, I get a new manager (I hope!).

I don't know what to plump for, but another 2-1 scoreline will do me fine!
 
Hot and Not

Hi There,

HOT
Pacha - Sublimial Sessions
Sundays at Space
Garlands at Space
Kasbah chicken wraps (never did get one of those burgers!)
Lovely warm see in Sept
Looky Lookies - made a "friend" with one! Very useful!
Kanya
Mambos
Sunset (when we actually got one)
Shitelife (Sorry, Nightlife) - It's free and it's rocking!

NOT
Our apartments - broken into, idiot falling from balcony. Well what did we expecrt for the cheap price!
The Reps - we were about 5 yrs older than them and knew well more about Ibiza! Pestered us for the excursions and club tickets at "Welcome Meeting" - we only went for the free drink!
Football hooligans above us - playing there football CDs and shouting Wankers at everyone who walked by.
Sunburned Sandras and Toasted Toms everywhere - please stay out of the sun or use factor 50. And ladies cover those white bits you look gross.
Drink prices in clubs.
Getting Ibiza flu!
Smell of shit everywhere!
 
What's HOT:

SE SALINAS BEACH FORMENTERA
LE SALINAS BEACH IBIZA
MURPHY'S IRISH BAR PLAYA EM BOSSE
MAO ROOM
D'ALT VILLA
SUNDAYS SPACE/PACHA
MAMBO
THE HOT PR CHICK FROM AMENSIA COCOON NIGHT
BORA BORA
ALL THE HOT WOMEN PARADING NUDE ON THE BEACH
CHEAP SOUVENIERS
TWO FOR ONE BEERS
PORT OF SAN MIQUEL
SA TRINCHA WOMEN
MEETING COOL PEOPLE IN IBIZA TOWN BARS
FREE PASSES TO CLUBS
THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE I MET HAVING A GREAT TIME

WHAT'S NOT
$10 FOR A CORONA AT PACHA/$8 FOR BUDWEISER IN SPACE!
THE LACK OF TAXIS
THE BEER BOTTLES LITTERING THE BEACH AT CAFE DEL MAR
NO CAMERAS IN CLUBS
THE GUY SITTING ON THE TOILET IN IBIZA TOWN LOOKING FOR TIPS
TAP WATER
OVER THE TOP COVER CHARGES TO CLUBS
THE T SHIRT GIRL AT PACHA (WHAT A BITCH!)
 
HOT:
Bora Bora
Space (Sundays are great but too obvious - try it on a "regular" day)
La Troya
KM5 (Belgium rules!)
Underground (unfortunately I haven't been there but a friend of mine told me it was great)
sunset anywhere but at San An sunset strip (is that a beach or a dump? and the bars are so close to each other you can hear three different musics at the same time... not my idea of chilling out)
the villa we've rented (superb view, great atmosphere, cool music, cheap drinks... and beautiful people only ;) ;) ;) )
smiling
clubbers with a conscience (jamese75, keep on crusading!)
ibiza-spotlight.com (the best website about our favorite island)

NOT:
the closing of bar Particular on Cala Jondal
tickets sellers who tell you the ticket price includes the afterparty @ Space when it doesn't
plastic bottles everywhere? do they recycle them?
big clubs door staff (is a smile too much to ask?)
the ugly merchandising @ Cafe del Mar
manumission show (pathetic)
manumission posters (tacky - unsexy)
colonialist attitude (you're in Spain for chrissake, try at least to say 'hola' and 'gracias' instead of 'hi' and 'thanks')
attitude in general
big-name-on-the-flyer-DJ's who don't show up
people whining about the good old past ('Ibiza is not what it used to be anymore... blah blah blah')
sweating shirtless blokes on an overcrowded dancefloor
arrogant muscle queens
 
clubbers with a conscience (jamese75, keep on crusading!)
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Thank you very much :D . No worries! Until I die, as I just can't help looking for trouble. Anyone fancy voting me in as PM? ;)
 
HOT

- The countdown to catch the flight to Ibiza
- The sunset
- The sunset out of the Strip bars, esp. in Cala Salada
- Space´s terrace
- Amnesia´s smoke machine
- Erick Morillo, the man who plays with his heart
- Taxi drivers that tell the whole story of the island and give you top tips
- Bora Bora and its spontaineous way of life
- A top DJ who joins the crowd to dance and have fun
- Being gifted with free drinks
- Haagen Dazs "banoffee" ice-cream in Ibiza Town
- Sander Kleinenberg
- Speaking Spanish
- Cheap cyber cafes
- Taking pics of the sunset and not burning them
- Cranberry chupitos
- Resident DJs with surprising performances
- Realizing pills are much better than the ones sold in your country
- Dalt Villa and the views from above it
- Playing a home-made compilation back home and feeling the tunes take you back
- Chiringuitos
- Developping the photos and smiling at your smile into them
- Being able to afford a trip to the island every year

NOT

- The countdown to leave Ibiza
- Public transport, esp. taxis who won´t stop for you
- 8 quid to fight against dehydration
- Water in glass bottles
- The Privilege staff ("Back off ! Back off ! Don´t you understand any Spanish, you f***ing bastards ??? So learn first before going to Ibiza !!!")
- Paul Oakenfold
- Being at the right place at the wrong time
- Digweed´s no-show
- Salt water coming out of the toilet tap
- San An kids
- San An karaoke bars
- San An West End
- Old women asking for tippings to give you toilet paper
- Queues at McDonald´s
- Dealers on the dancefloor
- Miseducated people among nice people
- Credit card bills
 
Ian said:
NEWCASTLE UNITED - The Toon never wins while I am here
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Hehe, while I was there we crushed the Mackems - what a way to finish my holiday!!! :D :D :D

HOT:
Some of the beach bars - Kanya and Coastline
The price of drinks in supermarkets
The sheer amount of good eye candy
Poniente apartments - basic but large and good cheap bar downstairs, good location (out of the way but near shops and beach bars)
God's Kitchen, Subliminal Sessions @ Pacha, Amnesia, Circoloco
Rep's deals - half price tickets to God's Kitchen and Cream!!!
The famous sunsets
Viscious cocktails!


NOT:
Lookie-lookie women - managed to do my mate out of 30 Euros
San An West End - a real shithole
Fools going too fast on crappy little Vespas and sports bikes making a racket
Reps doing the hard sell on the company's reunion in November - they spent half an hour of my lie-in after God's Kitchen (11:30am) trying to get me to pay for something I didn't want.
Dodgy taxi drivers
prices at clubs

- Dave
 
Thanks for that m8!

At least they win while you're in Europe eh? Perhaps you should go see a few Champions League games?

Oh well, there's always round 2 @ SOL.



PS FTM! ;)
 
Yep, I'm looking forward to that - it's just before my birthday and we've got a good record at said ground ;)

- Dave
 
Oh go on then! I do love a trip down memory lane

(this was my first time in Ibiza)

HOT
Vibe at Bora Bora
Getting a fan off the bald woman at Pacha
Seb Fountaine surprising us all at Subliminal Sessions
Dance Valley@Pin Up (Only 10 euros to get in!)
Carl Cox closing party
Crowd at Carl Cox ("you're my best friend")
Sa Torreta in Ibiza Town-some of the best food ever
Sunsets (so THIS is what they mean)
Nice looky looky men who sorted us out with good stuff
My tan at the moment

NOT
Staff at Bora Bora trying to rip you off
Posers at Pacha (try saying 'excuse me' next time)
Muscle marys (good for a laugh though)
Dance Valley finishing at 5.15am
Price of drinks in clubs
Price of drinks in bars
Tacky Chas n Dave 'British bars'
Being harrassed by PR staff outside said bars
Lack of decent food in Playa D'en Bossa
My bank account at the moment
 
HOT-
Smokin Jo's set at Pacha and Space on the 13th/14th
Morillo's set at Pacha on the 11th
Sacha's set at "We Love Sundays at Space" on the 15th
Bora Bora
Salinas
the vibe on the whole island
WOMEN, WOMEN, WOMEN (esp Maria from Spain!)
Bar M
Sunset at Kanya
Cafe Mambo
Lottie on the terrace at Space on the 15th

NOT-
Digweed's no show at Amnesia on the 10th
Oakie's no show at Pacha on the 10th
having to leave the island
HOTEL ARGOS in Talamanca. The people that run the place are bastards!
Blue Rose (by American standards, the place is a joke)
price of drinks (alcoholic and water) at the clubs
 
Newcastle Utd

Davegeo - I can only recall 2 good thing happening to Newcastle United while I have been in Ibiza.
1)My first year in Ibiza and the Toon only go and sign Alan Shearer. But on the last day of my holiday Man Utd thrash us at Wembley in the Charity Shield.
2)My 2nd vist to the white Isle and Newcastle sack Kenny D*****h, drinks all round. But near the end of the holiday Owen wacks in a hat trick and rubs his hands with glee. Then even more bad news Ruud is our new manager.

James75 - Reidy must stay, not since Sir Lawrie McMenemy have Sunderland had such a good manager.

Ian
 
HOT :D
without doubt the freinds i made
and the laughs i had with them
working there
not having all the cares of being in the uk
space
memories
photos in case my memory goes
taking up the bong after an 8 year lay-off
the women
wips workers party
irish people
carl cox at space
(and sex after it on bora bora!!!)
cream
garlands, especially the closing at space
bora bora, especially garlands
jimmy lookie lookie, a gem amongst shit
coto serano rose wine (51 cents)
the view off the tanit building (kept me sane)
the laughs of working in the west end

NOT :cry:
the dickheads you WILL meet
snobbishness
low pay
long hours
police spraying wips with pepper spray for a laugh
some lookie men
all lookie women
not being able to get guest list for pacha regularly enough
dud pils
the lazy feeling that wretched bong gave me
never going to cocoon even though i had the chance
sasha's b'day at we love sunday and no back to back with diggers at 1am
dickhead dave (you know who you are)
gary brooks
the shit of working in the west end
 
HOT
The weather!
The mates you make over there
Being able to let yourself go
The relaxed attitude of the locals. God I wish it was the same in England!
Helter Skelter @ EsParadis
Space in the daytime
The 'sunshine strip'
Cheap beer and spirits in the off licences.
The women!
18-30 cabaret night
Chilling in the sunshine with a cold beer
The sandcastle sculptures on the beach near eden/esparadis
San Miguel
The many many laughs
Balaeric chillout music in the daytime
Clubs being open all night
Play 2 in the west end, a gem amongst mediocrity
KFC/Pizza hut

Not
The rediculous cost of everything, especially club entrance prices and drinks in there!
The dickheads
Whoever the cop was who pepper sprayed my mate in the West End for no reason!
The overcrowded dancefloor at cream
The lookie women who try to tie hair to your finger! WHY?
The hangovers the next day
The price of the slingshot (60 euros!)
Pushy 18-30 reps trying to sell u shite nights. Lucky i didn't fall 4 it.
The scousers playing music REALLY loud at 6am on my final night when i was trying to get some sleep for my 5am flight the next day!
Not going to Sundays @ Space, any night in Pacha or Cocoon
The severe overcrowding at Manumission where it took me 1 hour to reach the toilet!
Dodgy imitation English food
 
Hot

-The senoritas
-Ppl in Pacha
-Subliminal nights
-Release Urself nights
-Mourray---- the roughest dude on the island
-The gear
-Cafe Mambo
-The waitresses at Cafe Mambo
-Old Eivissa town
-HOUSE MUZZZZZZZZIKKKKKK

Not

-Bussing from Bora Bora to San An after arriving in Ibiza at 2am and spending the entire day at Bora Bora and Space
-Prices
-Digweed NOT showing up at the Renaissance Opening party
-The "chocolate water" after Subliminal
-The San An beer boys
-ME NOT HAVING PICS UP YET AFTER 4 MONTHS
-having to live with grey skies, -20 degree weather and working my ass off to finish assignments/labs....all the while studying for 3 f***kin midterms that were "conveniently" scheduled to be on the same day thinking of ibiza...dreamin of ibiza...wishing i were in ibiza...and hating u bloody fools that r there right now.


MIChEAL
 
MY HOT AND NOT LIST!!!

Oh well...I too have a HOT AND NOT list of Ibiza.

HOTTIES:

1.Bambuddhas Grove - Excellent place to warm up, lovely cuisine and not as pricey as they say! :!:
2. Cafe Savannah - Perfect blissful beats along with ass-kicking Sangria, perfectly served in a giant jar with fruits! :oops:
3. Es Paradis - Great club, love the Fiesta Del Agua! :p
4. Thursday´s at Amnesia - Cream rules, and so did Tiesto this season!
5. Kasbah - Try the Tunasteak instead of the burger! :rolleyes:
6. Pacha-store. Nice things to bring home, in memorium of Ibiza! Just outside the pear, where the rest of the cool stores are located. :eek:
7. Kumharas - Despite abdominal pain after having chewed on their mint-lamb, the place is very hippy´ish and cool.
8. Coastline Café - love the pool...... :D 8)
9. Privelege - The place was a lot cooler before, but the club´s still an amazing site - Luv the DJ´s playing in the restroom-area! :lol:
10. Ses Selinas - The coolest beach on earth! :eek:

NOTTIES:

1. Recieving flyers saying Jules was playing on Coastline + free drinks! There were only free drinks, once you already purchased 2, and no Jules playing there at all! :twisted:
2. West-End. Only for footballers and people that are seriously drunk. :confused:
3. Piscis Park and other lousy hotels! :cry:

The rest is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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