Most embarrassing moment ever, ever, EVER!

[Minxy]

Or embrace polyamory.

What a great idea


Thanks for the thread, had a right giggle!!!

 

[djjaycool]

My brothers first sexual experience at 16/17... he sneaks a girls home descibed later by my mother only as 'the whale'...he gets away with all the unspeakables, thinks he is home free....he gets out of bed at 7am on a saturday to walk hr the bus stop (ever the gentleman), bumps into my mother outside the bathroom and says he is walking his best mate to the bus stop (weird for a 17 yr old boy right?). My mother peered out of the lounge window to see 'him walking a whale in a far too short skirt down the street while she tried to grab his hand and bum and he shrugged away'. By the time he got back my mum had rang my dad, grandparents and aunties to describe his despicable behaviour (strict catholic family!) much to sniggering from me and my sister. Then we all got dragged to church on sunday.

Lesson learnt, never bring a boy/girl back for funny business to my mums house until married!

great story

 

[Jam Man]

Aged 16, my first "proper" girlfriend and I had the run of her parents' house on a Sunday, afternoon.

After giving her the best 11 minutes of her life ?) I de-rubbered, tied a knot in the end and flushed it as usual. The rest of the afternoon passed without incident and I returned home around 6pm.

I got a call from a very nervy sounding girlfriend at about 8pm saying..

"You'd better come round, my Mum wants a word"

Hopped on my bike and was greeted by the Mother who was clearly on a mission, while her father sat in his chair with the Sunday Times held up in front of him.

It then transpired that their drains had (coincidentally) blocked, and her father had opened the manhole cover in the garden to investigate. He'd been greeted by a niceley tied, used jonny floating on the top of the water .

They were the first house in the (short) cul de sac, and their neighbours were all elderly so I was clearly the only culprit. Having now realised their sweet innocent daughter was now "active", her mother took the rather surprising step of thanking me for being so responsible and suggesting that the young lady should consider going on the pill.

The father remained behind his Sunday Times, probably seething with rage....

 

[Robder]

Sound parents though...definite thumbs up. It must be harsh when your daughter first becomes sexually active.

Actually the exact same thing happened to me when I was younger. Bloody septic tanks eh?

 

[wednesday23]

Did she have a blow hole?

Making me feel massively disturbed on so many levels