Most embarrassing moment ever, ever, EVER!

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Robder

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Noooo! :eek:

This is soooo embarrassing I can't even bear to claim responsibility for my actions so please can we all pretend this story is about a mate of Robder's. ;) (Mind you, the damage is done and I'm ruined anyway so a little more humiliation won't make the blindest bit of difference.)

My 'friend's ;) :lol: blokey recently moved to a 2 bedroom flat with a couple of really sweet Taiwanese people. One of them, Patrick, is a teacher that works a lot at weekends so on Sunday morning 'they' ;) had the run of the house. Naturally, primal urges took over and before too long 'they' ;) were at it like rabbits & grunting like pigs. (I'll spare the gritty details for obvious reasons but 'they' ;) put on a right holy show)

Last night, 'they' ;) rocked up from a hardcore Sunday sesh in a REALLY sorry state to find that Patricks school was in fact on holiday and he was in the whole time. What's more, the bedroom door was wide open - bear in mind this is late morning getting towards lunch timeish - oh dear. Basically he heard everything.

(Every time I leave the room now, it feels like a walk of shame and we're both really traumatised. The husband has since apologised but Taiwanese flatmate completely denied hearing anything...what can you say in such a situation??? Oh my God I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. Please shoot me and make it quick.)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the two flatmates will be dinning out on this story from now till Easter....... :lol: :lol: :lol:

There is no escape for your "friends"...... just tell "them" to forget about it, too late to be embarassed now...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
:oops: Oh God noooo the shame!

They were proper porn star noises too! (or so I was told by my friends) If Patrick wasn't homophobic before, I'd say it's probably a dead cert now! :oops:

This furore could be worse than Sarah Sue & the biscuits AND Stuie's B___ review put together! :eek:
 
If it offended Patrick that much he could have always taken himself off out, it was a nice day yesterday, he could have gone for a walk or something, he obviously CHOSE to listen.
 
Leese said:
If it offended Patrick that much he could have always taken himself off out, it was a nice day yesterday, he could have gone for a walk or something, he obviously CHOSE to listen.
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But he's really shy and coy...I think he was too scared to leave the flat (or even go to the toilet for that matter) before the aforementioned grunting pigs/pillow biters had left the flat. :confused: :lol:
 
Robder said:
Leese said:
If it offended Patrick that much he could have always taken himself off out, it was a nice day yesterday, he could have gone for a walk or something, he obviously CHOSE to listen.
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But he's really shy and coy...I think he was too scared to leave the flat (or even go to the toilet for that matter) before the aforementioned grunting pigs/pillow biters had left the flat. :confused: :lol:
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Poor man, your 'friend' has probably scarred him for life. I bet he's flat hunting as we type :lol: ;)
 
Leese said:
Poor man, your 'friend' has probably scarred him for life. I bet he's flat hunting as we type :lol: ;)
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Exactly... he's probably more embarrased/scared of eye contact/whatever than you... I mean... your friend :lol:

I was once living in a 7-room (5-bedroom) flat with some friends and had one of my roommates and her visiting friends barge into my room while my girlfriend and I were..... busy. Made things a little uncomfortable for a while :confused:
 
MidlifeRaver said:
Robder said:
Morbyd said:
uncomfortable
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That's an understatement. I don't think I can ever show my face there again! :lol:
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How do you know he saw your face ? :eek: :lol:
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He gave a decription as 'had a curly moustache with a cigar in the mouth underneath'* :eek: :lol:

*Adapted from the joke ending 'See, I'm from the Mexican Secret Service too'
 
No - he went back to Taiwan and my 'friend' ;) :lol: has since moved on also.

I'm doing a deal...you can get the DVD free with a bag of chips down at Mr Cod on Cambridge Heath Rd.
 
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