Jodie support thread

Barbie said:
And then cook them on Robder's George Foreman and feed them to the pigeons :twisted: :lol:

I have a feeling that there is going to be a new epidemic amongst the pigeons this year: obesity and kuru with the amount of human flesh we're feeding them
 
naddyz said:
I have a feeling that there is going to be a new epidemic amongst the pigeons this year: obesity and kuru with the amount of human flesh we're feeding them

But some of the flesh we're feeding them is very low fat :lol:
 
naddyz said:
I have a feeling that there is going to be a new epidemic amongst the pigeons this year: obesity and kuru with the amount of human flesh we're feeding them

I'm quite excited about the b___ bbq!
I might equip the penthouse bunker with an extra large George Forman to cope with demand!...(leg of Chewie anyone? ;))
 
We could go into business! Shall I put a short advertising message in the 'feeding' section of the pigeons.com message board?

(Actually shall we? :lol: 8O ...I'll let you compose Nick, you're good at this! 8O :lol:)
 
Robder said:
I'm quite excited about the b___ bbq!
I might equip the penthouse bunker with an extra large George Forman to cope with demand!...(leg of Chewie anyone? ;))

lets have everyone round!

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Robder said:
We could go into business! Shall I put a short advertising message in the 'feeding' section of the pigeons.com message board?

(Actually shall we? :lol: 8O ...I'll let you compose Nick, you're good at this! 8O :lol:)

ooh yes, I'd really like to do that.. let me think for a bit and I'll construct a suitable advert for you to use.
 
Robder said:
I'm going to sit on my own in here for a while. :lol:
Yes, she's not the sharpest tool in the box and likes a bit of media attention.
Yes, she likes to talk inappropriately about sex...and yes, occasionally she may say nasty things about people behind their backs.

But she spoke out against wearing fur and I have to say, having watched most of the arguments she's had, I think the housemates are being a tad harsh on her.
Galloway is good at rallying public support and the production company (as usual) are editing like crazy throwing away all the good bits and keeping the bad ones.

Robder gets a bit cross when people jump on the "I hate x" bandwagon with such conviction for the sake of it. The public are nasty. Grrr.


Talking about yourself in the 3rd person eh Rob? ala Makosi?? tsk, tsk.

I did think it was a bit over the top last night, and I do feel sorry for her in that if she now went on a major charm offensive, it would fall on deaf ears. So basically whilst I dont like her, im sure she's not a horrible person underneath, just very, very....affected?? and has anyone else noticed how much she talks like Kenzie??
 
Robder said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Something in me knew you'd take that opportunity in both hands!

Hello!

My names Rob, and I just LOVE the pigeons.

But there’s one thing I found out about my fellow pigeon lovers, and that’s that they only feed their birds seeds!

So I designed a diet for pigeons consisting mostly of barbequed flesh, and I found it reduced body fat to a Mens Health cover shoot level in pigeons

Just look at this beautiful physique

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http://www.kestan.com/travel/japan/images/Img_1084 pigeon fluffing.jpg


Performance was boosted by the reduced body fat level, and my pigeon was able to find his way home to my Penthouse 20% faster than previously.

So if you’d like to have your pigeon fed by my wonderful diet, please PM me and we can arrange a visit from me, my mincer, my BBQ and a selection of ready to mince meats

First meal free!

Robder

Feeding pigeons, Today and Tomorrow, Trafalgar and Beyond





What do you think? it's not as good as the press release I did for Valerie's naming ceremony I don't think, any changes you can suggest?
 
naddyz said:
Hello!

My names Rob, and I just LOVE the pigeons.

But there’s one thing I found out about my fellow pigeon lovers, and that’s that they only feed their birds seeds!

So I designed a diet for pigeons consisting mostly of barbequed flesh, and I found it reduced body fat to a Mens Health cover shoot level in pigeons

Just look at this beautiful physique

Img_1084%20pigeon%20fluffing.jpg


Performance was boosted by the reduced body fat level, and my pigeon was able to find his way home to my Penthouse 20% faster than previously.

So if you’d like to have your pigeon fed by my wonderful diet, please PM me and we can arrange a visit from me, my mincer, my BBQ and a selection of ready to mince meats

First meal free!

Robder

Feeding pigeons, Today and Tomorrow, Trafalgar and Beyond





What do you think? it's not as good as the press release I did for Valerie's naming ceremony I don't think, any changes you can suggest?

You need some new material, you're beginning to sound boring.

Stop sucking arse and be yourself you lame p***k.

I'd love to meet some of you in person, i 'verbally' rip the piss straight out of you. You'd run a mile once i've reduced you to a quiverring shambolic wreck :lol:. But no, that would never happen would it cos it's much easier hiding behind that computer screen aint it?

Fu(kwits!

:roll:
 
Wow, that's was a quick reply!

Not even the obligatory 10 minutes wait for PM'ing, emailing one another.

What's happening? Don't tell me you starting thinking for yourself :lol:
 
Drew said:
You need some new material, you're beginning to sound boring.

Stop sucking arse and be yourself you lame p***k.

I'd love to meet some of you in person, i 'verbally' rip the piss straight out of you. You'd run a mile once i've reduced you to a quiverring shambolic wreck :lol:. But no, that would never happen would it cos it's much easier hiding behind that computer screen aint it?

Fu(kwits!

:roll:

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silvia said:
Who is jodie? :oops:

She's a rough old scrubber who is basically famous for getting her bits out and shagging Z-list 'celebs' and then selling her stories to the tabloids, a real classy ladieeeeeeee :roll: :lol:
 
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