Barbie said:And then cook them on Robder's George Foreman and feed them to the pigeons![]()
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I have a feeling that there is going to be a new epidemic amongst the pigeons this year: obesity and kuru with the amount of human flesh we're feeding them
Barbie said:And then cook them on Robder's George Foreman and feed them to the pigeons![]()
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naddyz said:I have a feeling that there is going to be a new epidemic amongst the pigeons this year: obesity and kuru with the amount of human flesh we're feeding them
naddyz said:I have a feeling that there is going to be a new epidemic amongst the pigeons this year: obesity and kuru with the amount of human flesh we're feeding them
Barbie said:But some of the flesh we're feeding them is very low fat![]()
Robder said:(leg of Chewie anyone?)
Robder said:I'm quite excited about the b___ bbq!
I might equip the penthouse bunker with an extra large George Forman to cope with demand!...(leg of Chewie anyone?)
Robder said:We could go into business! Shall I put a short advertising message in the 'feeding' section of the pigeons.com message board?
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...I'll let you compose Nick, you're good at this!
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chewie_oo7 said:u'll be lucky to get 2 meals out of my leg.
naddyz said:ooh yes, I'd really like to do that
Robder said:I'm going to sit on my own in here for a while.![]()
Yes, she's not the sharpest tool in the box and likes a bit of media attention.
Yes, she likes to talk inappropriately about sex...and yes, occasionally she may say nasty things about people behind their backs.
But she spoke out against wearing fur and I have to say, having watched most of the arguments she's had, I think the housemates are being a tad harsh on her.
Galloway is good at rallying public support and the production company (as usual) are editing like crazy throwing away all the good bits and keeping the bad ones.
Robder gets a bit cross when people jump on the "I hate x" bandwagon with such conviction for the sake of it. The public are nasty. Grrr.
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Something in me knew you'd take that opportunity in both hands!
naddyz said:Hello!
My names Rob, and I just LOVE the pigeons.
But there’s one thing I found out about my fellow pigeon lovers, and that’s that they only feed their birds seeds!
So I designed a diet for pigeons consisting mostly of barbequed flesh, and I found it reduced body fat to a Mens Health cover shoot level in pigeons
Just look at this beautiful physique
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Performance was boosted by the reduced body fat level, and my pigeon was able to find his way home to my Penthouse 20% faster than previously.
So if you’d like to have your pigeon fed by my wonderful diet, please PM me and we can arrange a visit from me, my mincer, my BBQ and a selection of ready to mince meats
First meal free!
Robder
Feeding pigeons, Today and Tomorrow, Trafalgar and Beyond
What do you think? it's not as good as the press release I did for Valerie's naming ceremony I don't think, any changes you can suggest?
Drew said:You need some new material, you're beginning to sound boring.
Stop sucking arse and be yourself you lame p***k.
I'd love to meet some of you in person, i 'verbally' rip the piss straight out of you. You'd run a mile once i've reduced you to a quiverring shambolic wreck. But no, that would never happen would it cos it's much easier hiding behind that computer screen aint it?
Fu(kwits!
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silvia said:Who is jodie?![]()