Is it easy to pull in ibiza!

wayne18uk said:
look the man !!! if the yours cannot pull on the ibiza they hay the man u must be so loser or want to be???????? becaush only the loser cannot pull on the ibiza understand what im sayin to u man coz when i am wented last july this is unbelireveble how many burds i pulled yes i scored 8 times yes 8 times repsect ? i scored with sexy birds and 1 dog she was so fat cow i woke up next to a hippo lol?
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wayne18uk said:
look the man !!! if the yours cannot pull on the ibiza they hay the man u must be so loser or want to be???????? becaush only the loser cannot pull on the ibiza understand what im sayin to u man coz when i am wented last july this is unbelireveble how many burds i pulled yes i scored 8 times yes 8 times repsect ? i scored with sexy birds and 1 dog she was so fat cow i woke up next to a hippo lol?
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Well welshlads im thinking if this guy is so productive in pulling then noone should have any trouble, ever :!:
 
IBZ aint all about pulling a munter or a gnu. :evil:
Why dontcha go Tenby, Blackpool, Tenerife, Majorca, etc etc instead.
Or maybe you'll mature... :rolleyes:
 
Hey here is some advice:
Why not just go and enjoy yourself and if you pull you pull and if not, you don't?
From a girls perspective the guys that are the luckiest (and I speak from a completley sober standpoint; no drugs or alcohol) are the ones that don't try to hard!!
I guess if you're a girl pissed off your rocker you'll go for whatever tries but for someone like myself, I like to see a guy who is just having a good time and not up in my face too much.
 
Nadia said:
Hey here is some advice:
Why not just go and enjoy yourself and if you pull you pull and if not, you don't?
From a girls perspective the guys that are the luckiest (and I speak from a completley sober standpoint; no drugs or alcohol) are the ones that don't try to hard!!
I guess if you're a girl pissed off your rocker you'll go for whatever tries but for someone like myself, I like to see a guy who is just having a good time and not up in my face too much.
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i agree totally nadia...
 
Thats what I thought by the trend of his posts.....but always good to check!
And in respects to it being false...I don't know how it could be? If a girl is in the right frame of mind than most often than not she can tell if she is the target of a "pull". All girls do take to different approaches but I have yet to see the one who falls head over heels for the guy acting like an obvious a**. Very Rare Indeed!!!
Remember Wayne18Uk, I am talking about sober girls here!! ;)
 
Nadia said:
Thats what I thought by the trend of his posts.....but always good to check!
And in respects to it being false...I don't know how it could be? If a girl is in the right frame of mind than most often than not she can tell if she is the target of a "pull". All girls do take to different approaches but I have yet to see the one who falls head over heels for the guy acting like an obvious a**. Very Rare Indeed!!!
Remember Wayne18Uk, I am talking about sober girls here!! ;)
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i dont think the sober ones are his concern :lol:
 
wayne18uk said:
look the man !!! if the yours cannot pull on the ibiza they hay the man u must be so loser or want to be???????? becaush only the loser cannot pull on the ibiza understand what im sayin to u man coz when i am wented last july this is unbelireveble how many burds i pulled yes i scored 8 times yes 8 times repsect ? i scored with sexy birds and 1 dog she was so fat cow i woke up next to a hippo lol?
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I just spat my coffee out when i read that :lol: :lol: :eek:
 
I thought the way to pull in Ibiza was to stand on your apartment balcony in San An and shout "ere darling fancy a shag" at every passing woman.
I mean I've seen so many losers doing it over the years I just presumed it must work. :rolleyes:
 
I think its totally wrong to stereotype people.

Here's my plan - Get f***ed up at the hotel before walking along the bay to the westend while singing, giving pr's abuse, kicking bins over etc. I will then proceed to make my way into the Secret Garden where I will engage in shouts of 'get them out' and 'show us some leg'. After getting ejected from there for touching I will head up to the infamous westend where I meet my prey. I'll walk to a random bird(the one looking the worst for wear) tell her its her lucky night and slap these cherry blossomed lips on here and let her taste heaven. I will then just walk about looking for someone to look at me in the wrong way so I can start a brawl and hopefully get a few cheap digs into the Spanish Guard.
 
I'm all original, I can assure you. Failing that I'm sure one my mods could confirm that my ip is a one off. Greetings all.
 
Stephen C said:
I thought the way to pull in Ibiza was to stand on your apartment balcony in San An and shout "ere darling fancy a shag" at every passing woman.
I mean I've seen so many losers doing it over the years I just presumed it must work. :rolleyes:
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ah the old leering off the balcony makes my knees goes weak everytime... :lol:
 
Gun Show said:
I think its totally wrong to stereotype people.

Here's my plan - Get *beep* up at the hotel before walking along the bay to the westend while singing, giving pr's abuse, kicking bins over etc. I will then proceed to make my way into the Secret Garden where I will engage in shouts of 'get them out' and 'show us some leg'. After getting ejected from there for touching I will head up to the infamous westend where I meet my prey. I'll walk to a random bird(the one looking the worst for wear) tell her its her lucky night and slap these cherry blossomed lips on here and let her taste heaven. I will then just walk about looking for someone to look at me in the wrong way so I can start a brawl and hopefully get a few cheap digs into the Spanish Guard.
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Lol sounds like a plan :eek: :lol: :lol:
 
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