Wonder what the tentative club lineups were looking like this season...
Pains me to think mate. I actually had it planned out in my head a little bit:
Thursday
- Drop kids at grandparents. Pretend to cry as I leave. Dance back to my car.
- Go home, holiday officially begins
- Book taxi for 0500
- lie awake all night excited
Friday
- Early doors flight from Newcastle. Much shenanigans on the plane. Feeling the buzz.
- Check in to digs. Sleep by pool. Indulge in strong alcoholic beverages.
- Sunset at Mambos.
- Boozed up at the Highlander.
- Defected @ Eden.
- collapse due to sleep deprivation.
Saturday
- Jet skiing
- Catch bus to PDB. Hit a few bars
- Ants @ Ushuaia
- Hopefully go to Sankeys/Octan if they had a new night on
Sunday
- Get a hire jeep
- go cruising out to find a beach
- Chillax
Monday
- Same again with the Jeep. Maybe Cala D'Hort.
Tuesday
- Return jeep
- Resistance @ Privilege
Wed'sday
- Camelphat & Solardo @ Ushuaia
- Paradise @ Amnesia
Thursday
- last day
- go on a boat trip or something
- Maybe a pool party
Friday
- Game over. Eat a Burger King at the airport. Watch people still clearly off their nut on drugs trying to function.
- pick up kids
- unfollow all Ibiza related pages on social media
- contemplate going back in October. Try and talk the missus in to it ?
That was the loose plane, probably wouldn't of happened like that at all in reality.
I'm still hoping some crazy professor discovers an amazing vaccine that you can make yourself with a home chemistry set, and 2020 is magically back on
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