how am i not guna cheat on my bird?!

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leebev

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right ive got a missus... i was jus wonderin if the women in ibiza r thrown at u or if its really hard 2 pull? i dont wana cheat on my missus but goin a week without sex is guna be pretty damn hard!!! wat am i guna do?!?!?!?!?! :cry:
 
yeah its pretty much impossible
its something about ibiza that makes birds nympho-tastic
the stupider the better
you should be well in
 
but i dont want 2 cheat on her! is it goin 2 be impossible?!
 
Really impossible.

You will be lucky to get to the hotel from the airport with your shirt still on.

Be careful.
 
with some-one like you i'd say it would be totally impossible
the only option is to get yourself a sh1tty stick!

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;) how do i put an avatar up? its bloody annoyin me! and i wana post a pic of me in 1 of the rooms, thats annoyin me aswell! :evil:
 
she wud 4give me, she wont be able 2 get any1 as gud as me ;) hehe... jokin..... :rolleyes:
 
comin' at ya said:
Smear excrement on your face just before you go out. Always works for me.
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And me, but if you go to the foam parties, which i'm sure you do, I found that the excrement can be rinsed off leaving you vunerable to unwanted female attention. And it's hard to find a turd in the toilets in order to reapply as most people arent on solids after a few days in Ibiza.

So carry your own emergency turd, in a small flask, or ask the barman to keep a spare one in the fridge for emergencies.
 
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