Getting searched at the door?
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MrHullMysterious
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The ironic thing is I tend to get offered stuff in the clubs even though I'm not interested.
One time I was with 2 lasses and one went off. I asked her mate where she was going, she said to score some stuff and then followed her also.
When they came back 5 mins later they said thry had no luck. However I had been offered stuff twice in that time. I found that highly amusing!
One time I was with 2 lasses and one went off. I asked her mate where she was going, she said to score some stuff and then followed her also.
When they came back 5 mins later they said thry had no luck. However I had been offered stuff twice in that time. I found that highly amusing!
Dirk
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The ironic thing is I tend to get offered stuff in the clubs even though I'm not interested.
One time I was with 2 lasses and one went off. I asked her mate where she was going, she said to score some stuff and then followed her also.
When they came back 5 mins later they said thry had no luck. However I had been offered stuff twice in that time. I found that highly amusing!
You must look a right dodgy bastard!
I get asked if I am selling any 'stuff' on a regular basis. Even got asked once when I was food shopping at Marks and Spencer's with the Mrs.
MrHullMysterious
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Lol I just think maybe I don't look outwardly happy enough so they think I need something extra haha
claretclubber
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Police properly searching people in the zoo car park last night, and again 50 yards up from where you pay inside at a new search point.
Walking around sober it looked like the searches worked....
Walking around sober it looked like the searches worked....
jackmontandon
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Whats the situation with people that got caught out of interest?
ibizainside
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Where they finding stuff? Was it just an on the spot fine, or arrests being made?
claretclubber
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No idea, spoke to someone who went early and it was taken by door staff. When we arrived I didn't see any arrests, but searches by about 10 police near where the taxi pull up.
Dirk
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They get bummed.
jackmontandon
Active Member
Were doomed
searches do happen, at the club they are more likely to be looking for you bringing bottles of alcohol in or anything dangerous. so it's usually handbags, etc.
the police sometimes have roadblocks and do searches outside the club entrances, where they are specifically looking for drugs and they usually are quite thorough. They are around at lots of big openings and high profile events and it's pot luck if you'll come across them or not.
also, just for the record, they 100% read these forums.
the police sometimes have roadblocks and do searches outside the club entrances, where they are specifically looking for drugs and they usually are quite thorough. They are around at lots of big openings and high profile events and it's pot luck if you'll come across them or not.
also, just for the record, they 100% read these forums.
likeathiefinthenight
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In all my years of going, you'll see them at the taxi drop at DC10 and shit yourself if you've never been before. In all honesty, they are looking for the big hauls, unless you're a total knob with a bad attitude you'll be fine. I've been caught a couple of times by the Feds over there with little bits and pieces. Once it got taken off me, the other he wasn't giving a f*** and let me on my way.
They know the score the Feds, it's a catch 22, if there wasn't the narcotics then the parties wouldn't run = no tourists and no need for the Feds. Like I say, be sound and civil if you are pulled. The law in Spain is a funny one, quantities of anything personal is actual not illegal. Only issue is that there are no set guidelines as to what is "personal". One man's personal is another party of 4 for a fortnight.......Or just however pissed off or skint the Fed who pulls you is......
They know the score the Feds, it's a catch 22, if there wasn't the narcotics then the parties wouldn't run = no tourists and no need for the Feds. Like I say, be sound and civil if you are pulled. The law in Spain is a funny one, quantities of anything personal is actual not illegal. Only issue is that there are no set guidelines as to what is "personal". One man's personal is another party of 4 for a fortnight.......Or just however pissed off or skint the Fed who pulls you is......
claretclubber
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Might also 'jokingly' try to take your holiday spends, 'and we take this'- gave me few hundreds euros back when I protested!
i think everybody who clicked on this thread will be searched
likeathiefinthenight
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My back door got smashed in last night by the boys in blue, no warrant, they just had a print out of this thread instead......
Pablo Montez Junior
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"Eh ingles, is your name Space Monkey from the internet?" "No señor, i am fat phil b y soy escoces" "Aah, lo siento, drive on"
fatphilb
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This reminds me of last year (with a pounding hangover) trying to catch the Ulises Cat to Formentera. They were away to leave 20 minutes earlier than advertised from Figueretas. As we ran past the assembled hordes on the jetty to get on the boat some woman tutted and said "Hmpphhh, tipico ingles..." at which I ran back, waggled my finger in her face and said "No!!, Soy Escoces!" and continued onto the boat.