General annoyances

annoyances - seeing one of your exes looking ridiculously fit in hot pants and thinking - you proper f00ked that one up mate 8O
 
or seeing your ex with their new gf when you look like you have been dug up due to partying all weekend.

I remember our first weekend at our flat, we walked round the corner in our decorating clothes, no make up, looking pretty dirty and scruffy. Walked in Tescos and there is the boyfriends ex - the one with the fake boobs and is also an air hostess - I wanted the ground to swallow me and hide me :lol:
 
I remember our first weekend at our flat, we walked round the corner in our decorating clothes, no make up, looking pretty dirty and scruffy. Walked in Tescos and there is the boyfriends ex - the one with the fake boobs and is also an air hostess - I wanted the ground to swallow me and hide me :lol:

Thats is just typical sods law aint it :lol:
 
Oh god i do that aswell 8O you talk to them as if your the dogs b*llocks, i amaze myself at what utter sh*t i talk after a few vinos :spank:

Ha ha me too! Praise is really given at this place unless its after a few bevvies so once you get a bit...well thats it, it all comes spilling out :lol:
 
All post office transactions except those that involve posting something

other peoples dogs or children

Soap operas

People's reference to those with southern uk accents as "Cocknies"
 
People who leave half of their belongings on a certain piece of gym equipment THEY ARE NOT USING :evil:

One day i will jst 'accidentally' drop someones phone and keys on the floor,then drop a weight on them.....oooops :spank:
 
Today's special: dopey mofos who work for you who think they can lie about where they were in a tracked vehicle........
 
Similarly, getting unexpectedly drunk early doors at my footy do on Friday and having a complete memory blank:spank:
Had my first blackout on the Friday before last (at least, first one that I remember :lol:)
Sometimes I'll have a fuzzy memory but I can usually piece it together.
That night, there are just big empty spaces in between a few short memory snapshots. Actually kind of scary!
 
Paying for express delivery for a parcel, and it still not turning up on time (or indeed, at all). Thanks, royal mail.
 
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