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Katie’s naughty uncle opens holiday season
The holiday season is now fully open and paparazzi worldwide will be raking in
the money as celebs, royals, politicians and sports stars get their kit off
on the beach and hit the night clubs.
The first one out of the blocks is not a celeb at all but one Gary Goldsmith,
uncle to Kate Middleton and, according to the News of the World,
a supplier to drugs and hookers to holidaymakers in Ibiza.
Actually in Ibiza this is probably like going down to the shop to get the milk.
“Waity Katie’ and William are reported to have visited his house,
also known as Maison de Bang Bang, on a recent visit.
Goldman hopes they may announce their engagement there.
Mr Blatherskite rather doubts that. But Prince Philip might pay a visit.
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(blatherskite.com)