Earthquake in the UK?

[djjaycool]

This made me spit out my dinner.

"I pulled out my weapon and shot that earthquake mutha****a! He knows not to tremor around my property again!"

 

[Drew]

I live in Hillsboro' and it woke us up and the house shook for 5 secs but no where near enough to make us fall out of bed lol

Hi - we live not so far from you.

We certainly felt it! My wife jumped out of the bed screaming.

Then she said "We've got burglars!"

... then i said "don't be silly - it's the washer"

ahhh the silly things you say during an earthquake

I woke up the next morning thinking "look well if i put the tv on and the news saying there was an earthquake"

 

[I-Spy]

She certainly did!


(I can't beleive this gag hasnt been made yet...!)

Oh Yeah.... Right, the earth move...I get it..