Mr 72 this a family forum and I wouldn't include unrefined details of an uncouth nature like that
However, I know you like a happy ending so here is the pukka gen info
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Checked in early afternoon to a nice hotel called The MacDonald, after a train journey full of fellow ravers going to the same place. Music pumping on bluetooth speakers and cans of booze getting cracked open.
Was the boss's birthday yesterday, so we used this weekend as her birthday treat. Having a birthday between xmas and new year is always a tough one for her, as literally no ones remembers it.
So we made best use of a fresh hotel room, and the rare occasion that we were child free
There's nothing better than messing up a hotel room.
Well, that took me about 2 minutes max, so we followed it up with a brew using the complimentary tea set in the room.
Then took her to a swanky steakhouse that cost me a small fortune.
Followed by a few drinks in the Northern Quarter and a bit more rumpy pumpy back in the room.
Then followed the classic rigmorale that every man will be painfully familiar with. The 5 million questions regarding which outfit/shoes/trainers/jeans/shorts/hairdo combo she should choose ?
This nearly broke me.
The rest of the night was pretty plain sailing, although on the 'come-up' she normally spews. This night was no exception. Spewed £30 of fillet steak directly into my cup I was drinking from ? ?
Cheers love, and Happy Birthday ?
Women, eh ?