Who the hell were they conducting the tests on? The people who keep the town bogs clean?
Yes, that may be true.
But considering all the M&S / Boots sandwiches are hand made in work camps in the North by your dirty Northern brethren, it's the southerners i feel sorry for.
Me, I take a pack lunch.
i know soemone who worked in such a place for a summer job and the tales have put me off for life
talking of dirty northerners, how about this for a dirty southerner
On my 10 minute tube journey this morning I smelt the following coming from the pores, clothes, mouths of my fellow passengers....
very strong piss