Crazy news stories
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Morbyd
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I saw that story somewhere else a few days ago. Out of curiosity, I did the math. That's around 175 calls a day!
Morbyd
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Here's a funny one:
http://news.yahoo.com/nicolas-cage-awoken-naked-man-fudgesicle-222238383.html
http://news.yahoo.com/nicolas-cage-awoken-naked-man-fudgesicle-222238383.html
wow that would scare me sh1tless, better to a gun near the bed right Laguna?
Morbyd
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Exactly! A fudgecicle is a deadly weapon
xxVic-zeexx
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I really do NOT understand some woman at times
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-crashes-into-son-in-head-on-collision,0,2618361.story
The son will be at fault I think
The son will be at fault I think
Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den
A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.
In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.
In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
weloveliam@space
Active Member
Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den
A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.
In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
You couldnt make it up.
Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den
A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."
Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.
In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
That's crazy
weloveliam@space
Active Member
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/09/18/germany.forest.boy/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
I wonder if this will become a hoax
I wonder if this will become a hoax
This is a head scratcher
http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/06/us/california-robbery-porn-bust/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/06/us/california-robbery-porn-bust/index.html
Morbyd
Moderator
Hmm... that poses an ethical dilemma. Do you charge the kids with burglary?
They'll probably let them off with a plea bargain to some misdemeanor and probation.
I would let them off
Yesterday was a slow news day....
http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-...torey-building-after-failed-slaughter-attempt
This illustration provided by Security Media accompanied an Abu Dhabi Police statement about the incident.
A sheep jumped to its death as it attempted to escape being slaughtered by an unlicensed butcher on top of a five-storey building, police said today. "The sheep preferred to die from falling" rather than at the hands of an inexperienced butcher, according to a statement.
The sheep jumped over a metre-high fence around the roof's perimeter after the butcher partially cut the sheep's throat, leading to a "fountain" of blood on the rooftop and the ground, where it landed on a parked car.
"The [butcher] completed slaughtering of the sheep on top of the car," the police statement said. "The sheep jumping on the car did not stop the butcher from finishing the slaughter."
Abu Dhabi police have said they were holding two people: the unlicenced butcher and the person who bought the sheep and hired the butcher. Officers learnt of the accident after being told a sheep had landed on a car near Najda street in Abu Dhabi.
No one was hurt, but the car was damaged.
Police added that the sheep's owner, from an unnamed Arab country, tried to slaughter the sheep himself in front of his apartment building, but failed because the animal kept escaping. He then hired the unlicensed butcher, from an Asian country, to do the killing.
The sheep was bought legally from a livestock market.
Officials have advised against dealing with unlicensed butchers and home slaughterers, and noted the importance of checking on livestock before they are butchered to make sure they are healthy. The country, including Abu Dhabi, has government-operated slaughterhouses for that purpose, officials said.
Police also noted that animals should not be slaughtered in residential areas.
http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-...torey-building-after-failed-slaughter-attempt
This illustration provided by Security Media accompanied an Abu Dhabi Police statement about the incident.
A sheep jumped to its death as it attempted to escape being slaughtered by an unlicensed butcher on top of a five-storey building, police said today. "The sheep preferred to die from falling" rather than at the hands of an inexperienced butcher, according to a statement.
The sheep jumped over a metre-high fence around the roof's perimeter after the butcher partially cut the sheep's throat, leading to a "fountain" of blood on the rooftop and the ground, where it landed on a parked car.
"The [butcher] completed slaughtering of the sheep on top of the car," the police statement said. "The sheep jumping on the car did not stop the butcher from finishing the slaughter."
Abu Dhabi police have said they were holding two people: the unlicenced butcher and the person who bought the sheep and hired the butcher. Officers learnt of the accident after being told a sheep had landed on a car near Najda street in Abu Dhabi.
No one was hurt, but the car was damaged.
Police added that the sheep's owner, from an unnamed Arab country, tried to slaughter the sheep himself in front of his apartment building, but failed because the animal kept escaping. He then hired the unlicensed butcher, from an Asian country, to do the killing.
The sheep was bought legally from a livestock market.
Officials have advised against dealing with unlicensed butchers and home slaughterers, and noted the importance of checking on livestock before they are butchered to make sure they are healthy. The country, including Abu Dhabi, has government-operated slaughterhouses for that purpose, officials said.
Police also noted that animals should not be slaughtered in residential areas.
Morbyd
Moderator
Reminds me of when I was living in Almaty, I once saw a sheep butchered right outside my office window in the courtyard of the apartment building next door. One minute, I look out and see this sheep get out of a jeep and I'm thinking 'oh, that's so cute' and 5 minutes later I look again and they've got the headless body dangling from a rope strung over a tree branch
(butchering an animal in the center of the city is not normal Kazakhstani practice, btw... in fact, I think it was illegal)
I guess you better hold it. On the other hand the 5 euro beer is not enough liquid to make you wee. 
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/10/13/nr-ryanair-one-toilet.cnn
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/10/13/nr-ryanair-one-toilet.cnn