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[maurice]

om gawd!

 

[LolaRicksen]

I know!

 

[maurice]

LOLA

LOLA DEAREST....AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE!....YOUVE GOT SOMWHERE TO SIT!...LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[LolaRicksen]

Maurice honey, you are highly amusing!!!

 

[maurice]

MMMMM

WHY THANKYOU HEN!...... 8)

 

[stuie]

Maurice honey, you are highly amusing!!!

you think so?

 

[markymark]

Not bad, but genius....

"If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

 

[LolaRicksen]

Maurice honey, you are highly amusing!!!

you think so?

Well, he makes me giggle, yeah!!

 

[LolaRicksen]

Not bad, but genius....

"If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

It took me awhile, but I get it!! Clever! 8)

 

[maurice]

stuie!

STUIE!....ARE YOU MISSING YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME? 'HONG KONG CHEWIE'?? im sure id be more use to lola than yourself stuie!....you could offcourse discuss nail-varnish? lolllllllllllllllll

 

[LolaRicksen]

Re: stuie!

STUIE!....ARE YOU MISSING YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME? 'HONG KONG CHEWIE'?? im sure id be more use to lola than yourself stuie!....you could offcourse discuss nail-varnish? lolllllllllllllllll

Gentlemen, no need to fight over me!!!

 

[stuie]

1. i dont wear nail varnish.
2. i dont commit crime
3. chewie isnt my partner
4. you are a nob.

 

[LolaRicksen]

Oh dear, have I got caught up in an argument here? Sorry!!

 

[Barbie]

1. i dont wear nail varnish.

Don't lie Stuie, you told me you always get a French manicure for the wkend

 

[maurice]

mmmmmm

no lola, stuie is gay you see..and he thinks that anybody who has an opinion about gays.....is homophobic!(small mind).plus he has a tendency to wreck other peoples posts!. im afraid maturity isnt something you,d associate stuie with!.

 

[LolaRicksen]

Ah...well 2 of my best boy mates are gay! I'm not homophobic! I just have lots in common with them....drinking, dancing, shopping and men!!!

 

[maurice]

ahhhhh

good girlie!....how do you like your men?...kilt?

 

[stuie]

Re: mmmmmm

no lola, stuie is gay you see..and he thinks that anybody who has an opinion about gays.....is homophobic!(small mind).plus he has a tendency to wreck other peoples posts!. im afraid maturity isnt something you,d associate stuie with!.

i really can't get into all this shit again, Lola - maurice has a reputation for starting controversial threads here (all of them get deleted) and has previously shown all the members he has a problem with anyone not called John/Mary Smith with 2.4 children.

so long as you are British/didn't migrate here and straight you'll be fine.

 

[maurice]

ahhhhh

cant help yourself can you? rather than write anything constructive on this board!,you sit there like a wee boy in the background throwing your devastating repoirte one liners!......go forth......course youll never multiply!. 8)

 

[LolaRicksen]

Enough, boys! Can't we all get along? Or is that me being naive??