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[stuie]

Re: ahhhhh

cant help yourself can you? rather than write anything constructive on this board!,you sit there like a wee boy in the background throwing your devastating repoirte one liners!......go forth......course youll never multiply!. 8)

i cant help myself?

you started on another thread implying i was after someone because I said hi to a newbie. if in future you don't post anything to me/at me then i won't post anything to you.

the last thing i want is this immature tittle tattle from you about nail varnish and crap.

 

[maurice]

sorry lola....

ill apologize for stuies typical snide bitchy attitude!.

 

[stuie]

Re: ahhhhh

.....go forth......course youll never multiply!. 8)

and whats that if it's not an insult?

and your definition of a brownie?

are you sure about who's being immature here?

 

[maurice]

ochhhhhh

stop yer bitchin! yer like an old woman!.

 

[Miss_e]

Im sticking up for Stuie here i've seen maurices threads.....................before they get deleted

 

[NITEFLY]

and this thread started off so well

 

[makka]

''Please to meat ya,...got the meat to please ya''

this wasnt one i said, it was on i used

 

[thechirpster]

i wish i had a 9 inch nob, coz this 15 incher is killing me

 

[Miss_e]

There funny and cheeky, quite like them.

 

[Conrado]

Not bad, but genius....

"If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

What if the answer was:

"why don't you ask me first and we'll find out?"

 

[Miss_e]

mayb he makes a point of saying that to drunk girls, then he wont get one turn round and say that.

 

[Conrado]

If the girl is drunk then it's easier, just smile, offer her a drink and kiss her.

 

[Miss_e]

Even drunk girls have the power to kick a guy in the nuts....................admiteddly, maybe not the co-ordination tho.

 

[kes]

guy says: do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a blow job??

gal says: no!

guy asks: would you like to come on a picnic tomorrow?

ain't worked yet but i'm still trying

 

[kimmie]

ive heard a rite few funny one's...

you remind me of a spanner coz every time i think of you, my nuts tighten

cant think of much of em now.. later wen im headin to bed they'l all be in my head typical lol

*kimmie*

 

[kimmie]

one for the office photocopier....

Reproducing eh?? can i help....

*kimmie*