Babies

[Barbie]

Why do people insist on bringing babies in the office, if this one doesn't shut up wailing, it's going straight out the window

 

[silvia]

Why do people insist on bringing babies in the office, if this one doesn't shut up wailing, it's going straight out the window

Don't do it! Remeber the throwing thing it's not appropiate at work

Who's that babie?

 

[Barbie]

Don't do it! Remeber the throwing thing it's not appropiate at work

Who's that babie?

Some silly womans Everyone is going 'how cute??' and I'm just planning how I can sneakily pick it up and throw it out the window

 

[silvia]

Some silly womans Everyone is going 'how cute??' and I'm just planning how I can sneakily pick it up and throw it out the window

When I'll have kids I'll come to visit you to show you the joys of my family. Will you babysit them while me and pep have a romantic night out?

 

[Dan x]

Surely not on a Monday?

 

[fatphilb]

i swear they put something in the water at my work. its like a revolving door of pregnant women and new mums. and yeah, they all bring in the babies (at least one every two days) and its carte blanche for every women in the office to down tools to coo over it for half an hour.

 

[Barbie]

When I'll have kids I'll come to visit you to show you the joys of my family. Will you babysit them while me and pep have a romantic night out?

Not if you value your babies health and welfare

 

[Robder]

Oh I know! Someone did that in my old job and everyone was cooing...so annoying!

My office sidekick and I left the room to plan a course of action over a coffee and fag...when we came back in, we tried to put it through the fax machine.

 

[Barbie]

Oh I know! Someone did that in my old job and everyone was cooing...so annoying!

My office sidekick and I left the room to plan a course of action over a coffee and fag...when we came back in, we tried to put it through the fax machine.

Blah blah blah, do they think we care about their ugly baby

 

[Robder]

Blah blah blah, do they think we care about their ugly baby

Window! window! window!

I can't think of anything better than pavement baby on a Monday!

 

[DJNC]

Surely not on a Monday?

Defo not Monday or (Tues-Fri)

Throw it out of the window...as long as your on at 4th Floor or higher..(It will be ok, babies bounce...Honest )

 

[Barbie]

Window! window! window!

I can't think of anything better than pavement baby on a Monday!

Accidents do happen, wouldn't it be a shame if it accidentally climbed onto the window sill and then accidentally fell off I wonder if they'd give us the day off work as well in case we suffer from post-traumatic shock syndrome

 

[Robder]

It would be a shame to waste it on just any window.

Can't you offer to go somewhere public and drop it off a pretty London landmark?

I'll bring my camera and it'll help get rid of post holiday blues!

 

[DJNC]

It would be a shame to waste it on just any window.

Can't you offer to go somewhere public and drop it off a pretty London landmark?

I'll bring my camera and it'll help get rid of post holiday blues!

Or do the alternative, get someone famous (weird) to do it....

 

[Kang]

And the thing is, they always want you to hold it I don't know what it is about babies I just freeze. I'm there holding it and everyone is saying how lovely and don't you just suit babies etc. etc. and I can't move, in fact I can hardly breath

 

[fatphilb]

look at his freaky hands!!

 

[Barbie]

And the thing is, they always want you to hold it I don't know what it is about babies I just freeze. I'm there holding it and everyone is saying how lovely and don't you just suit babies etc. etc. and I can't move, in fact I can hardly breath

I always duck out at the point where they start playing hold the baby cos I just know I'd end up dropping it

 

[fatphilb]

and right on cue.... in walks another

 

[Morbyd]

I always duck out at the point where they start playing hold the baby cos I just know I'd end up dropping it

I don't worry so much about dropping them as I do holding them "the wrong way"... like, if the kid's head is at *this* angle then he/she will snap its neck or develop permanent brain damage or something

 

[Robder]

And the thing is, they always want you to hold it I don't know what it is about babies I just freeze. I'm there holding it and everyone is saying how lovely and don't you just suit babies etc. etc. and I can't move, in fact I can hardly breath

When in doubt, throw! What's the worst that can happen?

It can't be worse than disembarking from a plane at Stanstead.