Dubious beginnings
A Blackhawk ride should be a little scary. It's a war bird and there is always the chance of getting shot at. Still, the roughest part of leaving Iraq is watching the flaps shake on the wings of an old M.D. that went to the lowest bidder (when they were too old to be used in the US)…I've arrived in Dubai courtesy Uncle Sam and Chartered Air Abdul. None the worse for wear and still not speaking a word of Arabic.
Somehow, I've made it out of the war again without being physically wounded. Five years and only a scratch on the back of one leg in 2007…with all the travel I do I know I'm lucky. The guys that go outside the wire carrying guns of course have it much worse but I'm really pleased with myself again. I can say i've been at war for 5 years now to any prospective date and it should garner enough sympathy to get at least a little wet.
My soul, on the other hand, can't seem to catch up with me. I tell it to meet me at the airport bar for obvious reasons and I hope it heard me. I can live without a soul as I have for months at time in Afghanistan but my shadow in the Dubai sun looks completely empty and not a bit happy that sobriety is lasting even one moment longer.
Leaving Iraq, I expected to see dust storms or some other act of God telling me not to go like in 2008. The premonitions of the desert gods failed to question my vacation making decisions and that's a poly-theistic blessing by proxy I take as good Karma. The imaginary Sand Gods apparently all agreed that I should go and have ceased blowing 100 foot visibility storms during my exit. Besides, the tickets were paid for and there will be no refunds. Try to remember that as the adventure continues as it seems to be the theme of the vacation.
The weather on the way out of Baghdad to Dubai was typical post-Ramadan hot with 0% chance of happiness. Dubai this time was such a quick stop I was able to forget how painfully bleak of a character-less town it is. You can spend years in Dubai and never actually meet someone who is from there. In fact, after 5 years of traveling through the place, I haven't even seen one except working at the customs counter. Such a pleasure when the only people you ever meet from a country are the equivalent of Drivers License Office workers and all they ever are is nice. So I guess the solution to getting people that are happy working a government job is just to pay them a ridiculous amount. Ummmm… Mirrors in the morning can be so unattractive after a 5 year equivalent of a one night stand.
My flight was leaving for Amsterdam just after midnight and my typical attitude is the less time in Dubai, the better for my soul. Every time I go through it reminds me of how much I love being somewhere else and how much money I will never have. Odd combination of emotions for tourist but it comes with the territory of being so cynical at the young age of closer to 40 than 50.
The Dubai Airport does offer something you generally don't see elsewhere and I am part of the show if you're into people watching. Go to the Irish Bar on the second level and sit on the end, looking down the bar. One by one, the stragglers from the alcohol free desert wander in and have their first drink in months. A documentary crew could spend hours just recording facial expressions and the result would be easily a prime time show.
For me, the visible change from forced sobriety to relaxed intoxication returns the light in my life. I'm pretty sure even though I've only had a couple of ounces of liquid with the first pull; I gain about 9 grams of soul back. My shadow on the bar is quite pleased and I once again begin to look at life around me with the familiar glow of what makes me happy.
The first sip is down...
The pain of war quietly leaves.
The party has officially begun.
And of course, the story of my life and all the quirks that follow me around now begin.
L.
(yes, I'm back bitches)
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