Abi Titmuss...

[N8]

absolutely no doubt that most blokes would sell their granny to have a go at her - cos you KNOW she goes like a barn door in a gale.

Hhhhmmm yeah, thats what i used to think, but after seeing the video i reckon she's all mouth (ahem) and would be shit.

 

[Buckley]

"whats that love?? Central City?? Im staying just across the road...!!"

Classic! The amount 'shared reference points' I made up in my youth - 'Doncaster? I used to work near there....' Completely pointless lies to keep the conversation going long enough to seal the deal

 

[jjinit]

 

[Buckley]

Worst still - once convinced an ex that I has just discovered I had a half Sister (unknowing played by my mate's bird Andrea). This cunning ruse was employed to shock her into speaking to me after she hadn't done for a year after I'd finished with her. Convincing her not to mention it to my 'Sister' for the first three months of our new relationship, before I 'fessed up, sweating profusely, took some doing, I can tell ya.

Poetic justice that went I finished with her again 6.5 yrs later she took for £30K+, I suppose

 

[jjinit]

oh what a twisted web we weave!!!!

I once told an ex that my oldest friend was dying so I could have a weekend on the raz i without her in Manchester!!! whist "visiting said friend in hospital"



never told her the truth either, just said he made a miraculous recovery weeks later!!

 

[Buckley]

oh what a twisted web we weave!!!!

I once told an ex that my oldest friend was dying so I could have a weekend on the raz i without her in Manchester!!! whist "visiting said friend in hospital"



never told her the truth either, just said he made a miraculous recovery weeks later!!

That's worse than mine! Although I have done the 'emergency routine' on a Sunday morning to eject the previous night's visitor:

Text accomplice - "Emer Rou now pls"

Phone rings and you answer: "Hello mat...WHAT? WHEN? HOW MANY OF THEM? And he's still in hospital now? What ward? I'll be there in 10..."

"I'm really sorry, last night was great....I'll drop you to the station..."

 

[jjinit]

QUALITY!!!

and much less painful than chewing your arm off!!

 

[Buckley]

QUALITY!!!

and much less painful than chewing your arm off!!

All in the past for me now but I like to pass on the teachings..

 

[Beckiboo]

Let the Ladieeees of London beware the studs that are: Jinnit and Buckley!

 

[jjinit]

Let the Ladieeees of London beware the studs that are: Jinnit and Buckley!

alas like my learned friend I have long since "hung up my boots"

 

[Buckley]

Let the Ladieeees of London beware the studs that are: Jinnit and Buckley!

I knew you'd pipe up Miss Boo

That 'were' in my case anyway - so you're all safe now - no worries.

 

[Beckiboo]

I knew you'd pipe up Miss Boo

That 'were' in my case anyway - so you're all safe now - no worries.

*wipes brow* Thank god for that, I was worried I might have to resurrect my chastity belt!







(Anyway, predictable sarcastic comment now done, back to jobhunting )

 

[Buckley]

I knew you'd pipe up Miss Boo

That 'were' in my case anyway - so you're all safe now - no worries.

*wipes brow* Thank god for that, I was worried I might have to resurrect my chastity belt!

(Anyway, predictable sarcastic comment now done, back to jobhunting )

Indeed. I'll let you know if Anna ever sees sense and dumps me so you can avoid the temptation.

Seriously - what's your problem with promiscous single men and women I'm sure this theme isn't new?

 

[Beckiboo]

Seriously - what's your problem with promiscous single men and women I'm sure this theme isn't new?

No I wasn't at the promiscous-ness (sp?).. I had this image of you and Jinnit in 20 years time, propped up at the bar of a local boozer, pint of real ale in hand, comparing conquests

 

[Buckley]

Seriously - what's your problem with promiscous single men and women I'm sure this theme isn't new?

No I wasn't at the promiscous-ness (sp?).. I had this image of you and Jinnit in 20 years time, propped up at the bar of a local boozer, pint of real ale in hand, comparing conquests

I think twenty years off is being generous Becki Try about now!

ps 'promiscuity'

 

[Beckiboo]

I think twenty years off is being generous Becki Try about now!

I originally left that out, but typed in "in 20 years" incase you thought I was being insulting ...when in fact, I was being truthful!

ps 'promiscuity'

Whoops!

 

[jjinit]

Seriously - what's your problem with promiscous single men and women I'm sure this theme isn't new?

No I wasn't at the promiscous-ness (sp?).. I had this image of you and Jinnit in 20 years time, propped up at the bar of a local boozer, pint of real ale in hand, comparing conquests

what a great Idea for a film!!

 

[Buckley]

Seriously - what's your problem with promiscous single men and women I'm sure this theme isn't new?

No I wasn't at the promiscous-ness (sp?).. I had this image of you and Jinnit in 20 years time, propped up at the bar of a local boozer, pint of real ale in hand, comparing conquests

what a great Idea for a film!!

I'm in. All in flashback - the excitement, the romance, the trailing of sobbing beauties in our wake - I see it JJ! It's like it was yesterday

 

[Buckley]

I originally left that out, but typed in "in 20 years" incase you thought I was being insulting ...when in fact, I was being truthful!

Just like hair pulling or throwing stones in the playground.

 

[jjinit]

Obviously we're made executive producers!!!

Rumours that the lad who plays "Chesney" in coronation street is playing young JJ are complete rubbish!!