Abi Titmuss...
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Beckiboo said:jjinit said:Beckiboo said:She's rough as an old boot! She looks like she's been whacked in the face with a trowel!
She is a right old ripper, she's not even that fit, or has that a good body, she has just filled a gap in the market for a rough old trout who gets her tits out for "the lads"
Must be why I like her then??
p.s you sound like my g/f
Sorry, Abi Titmuss just gets me worked up in all the wrong ways!
Inflatable breasted, gammy mouthed whorebag! :x
hmmmm, not a fan then! or just a little jealous that she may be more attractive than you?
got her fitness vid for a leaving pressie from my old work, worth a view, no kebabs tho!
Beckiboo
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hmmmm, not a fan then! or just a little jealous that she may be more attractive than you?
Is she your sister or something?
Definately not jealous my friend.... if it was Sienna Miller or Kate Moss, yes I probably am jealous of them the perfect faced skinny wenches! . :x
But Abi Titmuss? Erm.... NO!
Buckley
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Beckiboo said:hmmmm, not a fan then! or just a little jealous that she may be more attractive than you?
Is she your sister or something?
Definately not jealous my friend.... if it was Sienna Miller or Kate Moss, yes I probably am jealous of them the perfect faced skinny wenches! . :x
But Abi Titmuss? Erm.... NO!
Women dislike her because they suspect their boyfriends would, just because she definitely would.
Beckiboo said:She's rough as an old boot! She looks like she's been whacked in the face with a trowel!
She is a right old ripper, she's not even that fit, or has that a good body, she has just filled a gap in the market for a rough old trout who gets her tits out for "the lads"
Agree with every word!
Beckiboo
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You're probably right there in a way. I don't mind Jon fantasising over most pin-ups, but when he fancies a right dodgy old boot, then I take it as a personal insult!
I remember when Jo Guest does a spread in FHM and he was perving over her, I was like, NOOOOO! You've got Angelina Jolie on page 4 but you'd rather look at Jo Guest on page 38 just because she's got her baps out
No standards!
Morbyd
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I've picked up on a lot of random UK weirdness in my visits (usually every 2-3 months) and daily reading of your newspapers... but somehow I missed this Titmouse womanBuckley said:Morbyd said:Based on Andy's photos above, gotta say that she ain't all "that". Pretty average face, if you ask me.
Indeed, but she's created a public perception of herself as a 'go-er' to all comers and (some) women hate that (most) men are attrated to that.
. I've seen a lot of Jordan-related headlines. I still marvel at the ability for average large-breasted women in the UK to make a living being semi-famous for being semi-famous!
So, what does this Ambi do, other than give the impression that she puts out?
Buckley
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Morbyd said:I've picked up on a lot of random UK weirdness in my visits (usually every 2-3 months) and daily reading of your newspapers... but somehow I missed this Titmouse womanBuckley said:Morbyd said:Based on Andy's photos above, gotta say that she ain't all "that". Pretty average face, if you ask me.
Indeed, but she's created a public perception of herself as a 'go-er' to all comers and (some) women hate that (most) men are attrated to that.
I've seen a lot of Jordan-related headlines. I still marvel at the ability for average large-breasted women in the UK to make a living being semi-famous for being semi-famous!
So, what does this Ambi do, other than give the impression that she puts out?
That's about it - genius, eh?
Beckiboo
Active Member
Morbyd - Jordan is NOT the average large breasted woman! Her boobs are like 10 times too big for her body!
So, what does this Ambi do, other than give the impression that she puts out?
Her boyfriend (John Leslie of Blue Peter fame) was accused of raping Ulrika Jonsson, at the time Abi was a dowdy nurse who famously stood by him throghout the trial. After it finished, a porn video of her, John Leslie and another bird was leaked onto the net, since then she has become something of a pinup, famous for getting her surgically enhanced breasts out at every oppurtunity. She's lost loads of weight and now appears in a lot of men's magazines stating everything she likes to do in bed (basically everything you can think of
)So a real classy lady by all accounts
Morbyd
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I remember that story. I was in London on the day that guy was acquitted. It was all over the news. I remember her being paraded around as the loyal girlfriend too... brilliant reinvention! I wish I could come up with something like that! (lack of breasts is probably an impediment)Beckiboo said:Her boyfriend (John Leslie of Blue Peter fame) was accused of raping Ulrika Jonsson, at the time Abi was a dowdy nurse who famously stood by him throghout the trial. After it finished, a porn video of her, John Leslie and another bird was leaked onto the net, since then she has become something of a pinup, famous for getting her surgically enhanced breasts out at every oppurtunity. She's lost loads of weight and now appears in a lot of men's magazines stating everything she likes to do in bed (basically everything you can think of
So a real classy lady by all accounts
I always thought that Ulrika was kind of pretty... used to get Dog Eat Dog on the BBC Prime
Ulrika Johnson??
is a T**t!!!
all she does is slag people off in her column in the News of The World!!!
what's she famous for??
oh yeah...the weather....being unfunny on the hilarious shooting stars...shagging some gladiator............shagging sven.........but her crowning glory has to be shagging the guy on the bachelor, when he was meant for some other bird.....ie a contestant on the show!!!! SLAG!!!!!
is a T**t!!!
all she does is slag people off in her column in the News of The World!!!
what's she famous for??
oh yeah...the weather....being unfunny on the hilarious shooting stars...shagging some gladiator............shagging sven.........but her crowning glory has to be shagging the guy on the bachelor, when he was meant for some other bird.....ie a contestant on the show!!!! SLAG!!!!!
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N8
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My ex had to do a TV show with Ulrika and said she is a right bitch
