A Recap in preparation of this year’s adventure.

Day 5 (August 12th)

I really must have ate more than I remember or I probably would have died as is, I lost about 8 lbs when I made it back to Barcelona so maybe I didn't eat... All I can say is that I don't recall eating much at all but was ready to chew my own arm off when I woke up.

A quick stroll to literally the closest bar/restaurant that was open (a little place at the end of the road just at the eastern most part of Jet apartments (not the one with a small pool, before that). I was the only customer and knowing Spanish service, ordered a piña colada at the bar, waited to get it in my hand while staring at the guy, ask for a menu, and go to a table in the shade with a good view of the beach. As my piña colada drains I get a bit more right, order a steak and a 2nd drink. The steak arrives and is most savory. As I'm enjoying an absolutely wonderful morning I look up from my now empty place and see none other than “Kay” walking up from the beach…

It's moments like the one that left me sitting there like a deer in the headlights this that make me question reality itself. The sheer odds of this meeting defies the odds. Maybe she doesn't see me? Nope. Ignore me? Nope. Awkward? Yup! FML. Well, it was less awkward than I thought and we actually did get along rather well. I get her number and we make plans for dinner. What can I say? I have a way with words.

I rest on the beach for a bit, go for a walk, and reflect on my life. It had been a strange few days for me and the earlier revelation I had on my first night in Privilege still had a profound effect on who I am as a person. I knew this trip would leave me changed but I could not have been more pleased with the transformation I was witnessing. With a bit of my luck working overtime, I was even in store for a nice dinner with a pretty woman and, if I could keep her sober, I might finally get a proper **** tonight.

So it happens that my god-damned phone stops working and I can find no way to get it working again. Looking back, I can think of other ways to fix this dilemma but at the time… well... days and days of drugs, no sleep, and enough liquor to drown a rhino will make it's dent on any brain. Come 6pm, with no phone I make an informed decision to get grey out drunk before going to Space with “M&N”. I head down to the ATM and start looking for a bar. Literally as I turn the corner, I find myself almost nose to nose with “Kay”. Now if you are keeping track, this is the 2nd coincidental meeting in the same day.

I explain my phone situation and, somehow convince her that I did not try to ditch her again. With a shaky confidence, we return to her hotel where she gets changed for dinner. A quick cab ride into old town, a nice walk around and our mutual friendship pulls us through the awkwardness with good conversation proving the best foundation of any relationship more than a tickle in the dark is talking.

Dinner was delightful at a nice little place on a side street that just happened to have an open table. The modest quality sangria was too sweet but she blissfully only drank modestly. The meal was pretty good, maybe 3.5 star quality though I think they thought more of themselves… The conversation was lively and engaging… hell, it was a great date. With all awkwardness gone, we stroll up the winding streets to a place she knows and wants to show me. My confidence that she is not leading me to a ledge to push me off is rather high as she lovingly grabs my ass occasionally lets me tuck her into dark corners for a kiss or two. I did say it was a great date didn't I? As we make our way up, we eventually start hearing a very slow beat of a very large drum… at first I thought the drugs had damaged me and I was relapsing and hearing my heart beat (normally a steady 58 BPM) but then we came across a procession of Catholics carrying statues.

The precession wended it's way up the streets and we followed passing a very cute little restaurant or B&B that I would love to find again. Mean while we followed at a stately pace, watched the statues ‘fight' at the door of the church at in what I understand to be some kind of triumph over evil thing. After that, she shows me a view of the city that is positively breath taking. On the other side, she points out another spot where she said gay guys go to have sex… This led us to talking about her ex-husband and how he was gay… ^shrug^ guess she likes guys that look gay. Whatever works. FML.

We walk down, catch a cab and head to Space. I can't remember who was playing but we had a good time, danced, and were both having fun in the club when she tells me she thinks she just saw her ‘ex'-husband… now, keep in mind the absurdity of meeting this girl 3 times at random and her just having talked about her husband and the fact that I'm about as paranoid as one can get without being debilitated by it and you got me thinking I'm part of a set up and this guys is probably not an ex at all if this is not a set up. So we park ourselves in the back on the main room by the door and she explains some more about her situation. She seems rather sincere about the ex thing and the story is far too complex to be a cover. She had been a dancer in her youth and attracted a wealthy British guy who turned out to be gay leaving her wholly unsatisfied without child. A divorce however, set her up nicely and she had taken to what I would describe as a life of sex tourist and mistress. Cool.

With the mood in the club being odd by the freak luck appearance of her ex, we head to my place for a fine evening of romping which easily makes up for the disappointing night together previously and, feeling the need to overcompensate for the other underwhelming nights in that area and having come from a 6 month deployment in Afghanistan where getting laid is next to impossible, I acquit myself admirably. I rested better that evening than I believe I had in years.
 
^^ :spank: .. I took a mad Russian stripper from Temptation to breakfast round the corner from the club in San An a couple of years ago. She was starving, ate a double hamburger and drink and I drove her home. She was a really nice girl and I enjoyed her company.

... You may be as crazy as me. Congrats on surviving this long.
 
This led us to talking about her ex-husband and how he was gay… ^shrug^ guess she likes guys that look gay. Whatever works. FML.

**** LOLing at work man.

Great story telling though !!!
 
Day 6 (August 13th)

In the morning we cleaned up and joined “M&N” at the Blue Marlin eventually meeting up with the group from the Ushuaïa/Pacha night. “Nancy” and “Kay”, both being Russian, had some things in common and “Mike” and I mused on our various life philosophies. The atmosphere was sheik and a bit pretentious but I was with friends and had a great time eating sushi and drinking quality cocktails. The beach was quite nice with soft sand under the toes and fish darting around and occasionally pecking at the legs.

They were preparing for a fashion show later that evening and I could not help but laugh a bit at the seriousness of the girls practice walking for the show. Bottles of vodka and champagne helped keep the mood lively though, to be honest, a wariness was setting in that rested at the edge of my vision like an angry panther. “Kay” sipped moderately throughout the day and stayed composed through the afternoon. Around 4pm, we departed from the others as she had an evening flight and we had some more business to attend to. After a late dinner and sending “Kay” off in a cab to the airport, I get my phone working again and plan to head back to Blue Marlin. Through a brief conversation with a very drunk “Mike”, I find that they are leaving and planning to go back to Pacha… not on my to do list but… whatever. Around midnight, “M&N” get back to PDB but “Mike” is about a bottle past severe alcohol poisoning so they turn in for the evening. I honestly can't recall what I did that night. I was more than a little drained to tell the truth. I think I went to bed and slept for something like 12 hours. I have no photos to suggest anything else so that's my story for the 13th.
 
Day 7 (August 14th)

I have partied hard before. Gone for days without sleep, drank myself sober, and partook of a bewildering array of drugs. 6 days in Ibiza had shown me a new level of exhaustion. “Mike” was faring no better and suffering from what I believe was a true case of alcohol poisoning. I rested during the day, slept off and on, ate some. We toyed with the idea of going out but “Mike” was dead.

I woke back up around 10 and was determined not to let my last night be a dud. I gathered my reserves (every pill I had left over) and marched down to Space for one last go. I had no idea who was playing and honestly felt less than stellar mentally and physically. By now, 2 pills could not really bring me back from the dead but it did get me up and moving. The crowd was sparse to start and my health seemed to be draining at an alarming rate and I guess I was now more resistant to the drugs than at the start of the week as the effects were just not what they were and it wore off quick. I considered trying to score some coke in the club but that seemed overwhelmingly foolish for no good reason. Eventually, I was one of those zoned out types that just sort of shuffle around and lean on things. At some point, I wandered down from the terrace where I may have been napping to the main room and heard a beat that punched it's way thought my exhaustion. As I walked down the stairs, I was astounded to find the whole floor alive with the beat (the rest of the club had been oddly empty and now I knew why.

The vibe on the floor was amazing! Without drugs, as exhausted as I have ever been, the music literally revived me. I made my way up to the DJ booth through an incredible crowd of happy people. The set up allowed me to get behind the booth and see the DJ work which I found to be very fun. So I get up there and lo-and-behold! I actually know who the DJ is (my access to the net is limited where I live/work so I can't surf around and pick up a lot of new music as I would like)… But the DJ was none other than Felix da Housecat who I not only recognized but have been a fan of for years! All I can say is ‘damn!' He f'n killed it, one killer song after another and it just did not stop.

Turns out it was his birthday. I stayed there for the entire set and watched him work. I was past the ability to dance but the audio honey that was pouring into my ears was too sweet to resist. I stayed for the whole set and walked out feeling great if extremely tired. It's truly amazing the difference a DJ can make, the energy and personality they actually give to the crowd. Felix even revived me at the depth of exhaustion. I honestly can not say enough about the greatness of that set.
 
Day 8 (August 15th)

It was time for us to leave the white island…. “Nancy” was due to fly back later that day. “Mike” and I parted in Barcelona looking like veterans from some strange war. I arrived to my suite at the Hilton Diagonal Mar, ordered room service and began to detox. I had a week long adventure in Barcelona ahead of me but that's another story…

My first trip to Ibiza certainly did not disappoint. It had everything I could have asked for and more really.

With it being my first trip to Ibiza, I know I missed a lot but I really had the time of my life and left the island a different person entirely. It's amazing how much I actually remember (though I know I forgot a lot) and how long those few days actually seemed. I am more than a little excited to return and bringing my fiancée with me should remove the very lame part of trying to get laid constantly.
 
You didn't do too badly - if it was your first trip :lol:

Just one thing confuses me a bit ...

we cleaned up and joined “M&N” at the Blue Marlin

... the beach was quite nice with soft sand under the toes and fish darting around and occasionally pecking at the legs.

Jondal's more of a rocky Cala than a soft sand beach, surely :?:
 
Brilliant review, you went hard. can relate to alot of what you mentioned. try and pace yourself better this year though, dont want to be on you last legs with a couple of days to spare.. your out there for the same period as me this year, iv commented on your MMII thread... ASOT :)
 
You didn't do too badly - if it was your first trip :lol:

Just one thing confuses me a bit ...



Jondal's more of a rocky Cala than a soft sand beach, surely :?:

In the water the sand was soft. You had to walk down a pier to get through the rocks on the beach.
 
How the hell can you remember things in such detail from a year ago?!

I can barely remember what I just had for lunch.

Makes for a fun read though :D
 
Absolute legendary review. The detail and drama. Excellent, i cant wait to get to the White Isle....... 4 weeks and 1 day to go!
 
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