A few key phrases for those who want to impress the locals..

Kaiser said:
gecko2 said:
I was thinking the other day we need a topic with useful phrases. ;)

What about?

1. A packet of cigarettes please?... ¿Un paquete de cigarros por favor?

2. A beer please? ... Una cerveza por favor

3. A Bacardi Breezer Orange please? ...... Bacardí con naranja

4. A bottle of water please? .... Una botella de agua

5. Where can I buy some 'persian rugs'? ¿Donde puedo comprar alfombras persas?

6. What time is this club open until? Hasta que hora está abierta la discoteca?

7. Where can I get a taxi? Donde puedo cojer un taxi ?

8. Where is the nearest bank? Donde está el banco más cercano?

9. Where can I catch a bus? Donde puedo cojer el autobús?

10. Which way is Ibiza Town / Playa Den Bossa / San Antonio? Donde está .../.../... ?

11. Where am I? Donde estoy?

12. Been here before? Has/ He estado aqui antes? (you/me)

13. How much? Cuanto?

14. Do you sell Jalapenos? Venden jalapeños?

15. Do you have a light please?
Tienes fuego?
:confused:

Cheers Kaiser, I'm able to get some persian rugs, YAY! :lol:
 
How do you say "I eat people like you for breakfast" !! ? - Always a handy one to have to keep any unwanted attention at bay!!

"Hay muchos fucas en el mar!!" Thats about as far as my spanish goes - dont even think its accurate
 
havent a clue how to say that, but im sure Mr know it all might help u out, thats Robo if u didnt know ;)
 
Blondie8469 said:
havent a clue how to say that, but im sure Mr know it all might help u out, thats Robo if u didnt know ;)

don't be silly EVERYONE knows who Mr know it all is.
 
Robo said:
Blondie8469 said:
havent a clue how to say that, but im sure Mr know it all might help u out, thats Robo if u didnt know ;)

don't be silly EVERYONE knows who Mr know it all is.



yes we do dont we ROB!

blondie i'm sorry you have been subjected to robs rudeness and unkindness, he shall be severly punished for this, harassing strangers is against the rules!

bytheway 19-21 for his age your far far far far off babe, hes 14!!! :D
 
Suppose your moving onto mashed food now is it?? aaaaaaaaaagh theres a big boy!!
 
Harri said:
How do you say "I eat people like you for breakfast" !! ? - Always a handy one to have to keep any unwanted attention at bay!!

"Hay muchos fucas en el mar!!" Thats about as far as my spanish goes - dont even think its accurate

Not accurate at all: :lol: :lol:

"I eat people like you for breakfast" --> "[Yo] me como gente como tu para desayunar."

"Hay muchas focas en el mar!!" --> "There's plenty of seals in the sea!!"
 
Thank u, please spank him hard. lol Its ok im used to idiots i use to date one. :lol:
 
Blondie8469 said:
Thank u, please spank him hard. lol Its ok im used to idiots i use to date one. :lol:

he go his whipping last night!!

and he's promised to be a good boy today

rob, be nice to the lady (who used to date an idiot, as we all did once my friend ;) )

:lol: :lol:
 
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