40000 Prostitites for the World Cup?

there wouldn't be so many prostitutes if there wasn't a demand for it.

I think people should be allowed to charge for sex, as long as they're happy doing it and are not forced or anything like that. At least legislation helps in some way to get girls off the streets and somewhere safe.
 
naddyz said:
there wouldn't be so many prostitutes if there wasn't a demand for it.
That's where it starts, I guess. Oldest profession and all that, but I've never quite understood why people would need sex so much as to pay someone for it :? Different priorities, I guess.
 
Morbyd said:
naddyz said:
there wouldn't be so many prostitutes if there wasn't a demand for it.
That's where it starts, I guess. Oldest profession and all that, but I've never quite understood why people would need sex so much as to pay someone for it :? Different priorities, I guess.

think it's more likely to be a want rather than a need. Want sex, want sex now, want sex your way without inhibitions/with someone better looking than you without the effort/possible embarrasment, why not visit a prostitute?

it's only because we attach a stigma to sexual desire that visiting prostitutes is seen as seedy. Prostitutes in high quality brothels often have lower rates of STIs than the general population because they are so aware of the diseases and get regularly checked up.

not that I go to prostitutes :lol:
 
When Newcastle played some European team years back (might have been somewhere like Budapest), my mates all went over to support their team..... after a drunken day one of the guys picked up a prostitute and she took him back to her house. On arriving he walked straight into a living room with her parents sitting there, gestured for him to sit down and walked into another room, about 5 mins later she came out with her grandparents in their nightie/pj's and beckoned him to follow her into the bedroom and into the warm bed her grandparents had just vacated 8O 8O 8O

Cost him £3.75 - he gave her the equivalent of £5 and had the audacity to wait for his change... 8O 8O 8O 8O
 
puppylover said:
When Newcastle played some European team years back (might have been somewhere like Budapest), my mates all went over to support their team..... after a drunken day one of the guys picked up a prostitute and she took him back to her house. On arriving he walked straight into a living room with her parents sitting there, gestured for him to sit down and walked into another room, about 5 mins later she came out with her grandparents in their nightie/pj's and beckoned him to follow her into the bedroom and into the warm bed her grandparents had just vacated 8O 8O 8O

Cost him £3.75 - he gave her the equivalent of £5 and had the audacity to wait for his change... 8O 8O 8O 8O

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Barbie said:
puppylover said:
When Newcastle played some European team years back (might have been somewhere like Budapest), my mates all went over to support their team..... after a drunken day one of the guys picked up a prostitute and she took him back to her house. On arriving he walked straight into a living room with her parents sitting there, gestured for him to sit down and walked into another room, about 5 mins later she came out with her grandparents in their nightie/pj's and beckoned him to follow her into the bedroom and into the warm bed her grandparents had just vacated 8O 8O 8O

Cost him £3.75 - he gave her the equivalent of £5 and had the audacity to wait for his change... 8O 8O 8O 8O

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know - I had visions of it being like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original film) where all the grandparents slept in one bed..... :? :? :?
 
puppylover said:
I know - I had visions of it being like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original film) where all the grandparents slept in one bed..... :? :? :?

I spose at least they had the 'decency' :? to give them a bit of privacy :lol:

Oh god this is too wrong an image to have in my head for this time of day 8O :lol:
 
Barbie said:
puppylover said:
I know - I had visions of it being like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original film) where all the grandparents slept in one bed..... :? :? :?

I spose at least they had the 'decency' :? to give them a bit of privacy :lol:

Oh god this is too wrong an image to have in my head for this time of day 8O :lol:

Well think of the poor old grandparents when they had to get back into bed and argue over who sleeps on the "wet patch"..... 8O 8O 8O 8O
 
puppylover said:
Well think of the poor old grandparents when they had to get back into bed and argue over who sleeps on the "wet patch"..... 8O 8O 8O 8O

can't that image of charlie and the chocolate factory out of my head now.........except its some crazy geordie porn version.

thanks pups!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
puppylover said:
Barbie said:
puppylover said:
I know - I had visions of it being like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original film) where all the grandparents slept in one bed..... :? :? :?

I spose at least they had the 'decency' :? to give them a bit of privacy :lol:

Oh god this is too wrong an image to have in my head for this time of day 8O :lol:

Well think of the poor old grandparents when they had to get back into bed and argue over who sleeps on the "wet patch"..... 8O 8O 8O 8O

vomit!
 
puppylover said:
When Newcastle played some European team years back (might have been somewhere like Budapest), my mates all went over to support their team..... after a drunken day one of the guys picked up a prostitute and she took him back to her house. On arriving he walked straight into a living room with her parents sitting there, gestured for him to sit down and walked into another room, about 5 mins later she came out with her grandparents in their nightie/pj's and beckoned him to follow her into the bedroom and into the warm bed her grandparents had just vacated 8O 8O 8O

Cost him £3.75 - he gave her the equivalent of £5 and had the audacity to wait for his change... 8O 8O 8O 8O
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

He could have at least had the decency to bring exact change! :lol:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Geordie Porn - what a horrible horrible idea - can you imagine the dialogue

"y'allreet pet? am ya gas man, way 'ave come to mend ya boiler canny lass!"
 
puppylover said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Geordie Porn - what a horrible horrible idea - can you imagine the dialogue

"y'allreet pet? am ya gas man, way 'ave come to mend ya boiler canny lass!"

you could maybe spice things up a bit through a love triangle situation or with a love rat being a mackem or a sand dancer. :lol:
 
naddyz said:
it's only because we attach a stigma to sexual desire that visiting prostitutes is seen as seedy. Prostitutes in high quality brothels often have lower rates of STIs than the general population because they are so aware of the diseases and get regularly checked up.

not that I go to prostitutes :lol:
I don't see any stigma to sexual desire... just don't understand the commoditization of something that's free and natural. It'd be like if you took water and put it in bottles and sold it in..... wait a second! :lol:
 
grego said:
puppylover said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Geordie Porn - what a horrible horrible idea - can you imagine the dialogue

"y'allreet pet? am ya gas man, way 'ave come to mend ya boiler canny lass!"

you could maybe spice things up a bit through a love triangle situation or with a love rat being a mackem or a sand dancer. :lol:

Oi you - I am a sand dancer originally!!!

Better off chucking a "monkey hanger" in instead to add comedy value.... ;)
 
puppylover said:
Oi you - I am a sand dancer originally!!!

i've nothing against sand dancers, in fact most of my friends up there are from shields (near ocean road), the comedy value was solely due to it being a geordie porn.

when u say originally a sand dancer, does that mean you packed your bags and left at the first opportunity??
 
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